Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Lucy Pinder to Jessica Michibata, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Hollywood Tuna: Lucy Pinder Disappoints

Banned In Hollywood: Scared People… ‘Nuff Said

DJ Mick: Christian Bale And Kermit The Frog

Blog of Hilarity: Cookie Monster Covers Jay-Z

Don Chavez: Cindy Crawford Can Still Bring It

Holy Taco: Taco Belle – Lisa Marie Scott

Coed Magazine: The Top Eight Alan Moore Illustrated Novels

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Manofest: The 202 Hottest WWE Diva Photos of All-Time

Atom: Hey, Weirdos! Valentine’s Day Is Coming Up…

The Big Lead: Joe Buck Succeeds Bob Costas

College Candy: Awkward Moment – Buying A Pregnancy Test

Attuworld: The New Sexy Picture Dump

Angry T: Japanese Lingerie Model Jessica Michibata