A man must overcome innumerable trials and tribulations before he can secure some bedroom lovin’ from his beau. Rarely does it ever come easily, and when it does, it’s almost worth it, because, as we all know, the best things in life are worth fighting for.

And so, when faced with this Herculean task, a man must persevere through all the obstacles that may be thrown his way: freak accidents that ruin the mood, a woman’s time of the month, the lack of on-hand household aphrodisiacs or, in this instance, the unavailability of Comcast Cable.

As Mr. Chi City, a serial YouTuber and self-proclaimed ladies man, discovered, no respectable woman will sleep with a man who doesn’t have cable, because if he can’t afford cable television, he is probably a deadbeat loser that will probably run out on his family… or something.

When faced with a woman proclaiming to have sex drawls worth $1 million, this became an immediate issue for Mr. Chi City. His problem, however, is that he does have cable; it has merely gone out and Comcast’s costumer service continues to give him the runaround.

Godspeed, brother. We've all been there.