If you’ve never heard of British glamour model Bianca Gascoigne, please turn in your man card immediately, because you are hereby banished from the fraternity. However, you can make amends by googling her name right now, ogling at her impressive bounty of work and returning here to watch this video of her heavily intoxicated during a photo shoot.

I think we can all agree that models in bikinis are hot, but when one takes a nasty spill and lands squarely on her face, the attraction level—for the average man who isn’t a skeevy pervert that takes advantage of vulnerable women—plummets exponentially.

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to give a petite model alcohol during a photo shoot is officially a douchebag, because I’m convinced that the moron in question thought it would somehow help him score with her. WRONG.

In any case, Ms. Gascoigne has provided mankind with years of public service in the form of lingerie modeling, so I think we can look past this incident and dream of a brighter tomorrow when the pictures from this beach photo shoot are finally released.

[via DJ Mick]