I think I speak for everyone in the known world when I say: God bless floor gymnastics.

This is easily one of the most impressive routines you will ever see in your life; if you don’t agree, then you’re either a delusional individual or a rival gymnast that is supremely jealous of this woman’s jaw-droppingly amazing ball routine.

To be perfectly honest, I didn’t even know it was possible for the human body to bend in this way. She’s like a real-life Gumby, except infinitely hotter and, you know, not made of clay and beeswax.

Think of the possibilities that come with being able to bend one’s own body in this way: Matrix dodging bullets (presuming you can move faster than one) comes immediately to mind, for example.

Think of the possibilities of dating someone that could… I will leave the details of this scenario to your own imagination, but just know that each and every one of your friends would be jealous of you—and rightfully so.