All basketball players aspire to be great—that is, Michael Jordan.

However, few, if any, ever come close, and if you can’t pull something off as simple as slam dunking, you’ve got absolutely no shot of ever making it in the NBA.

I’m speaking to you, Julian Wright from Kansas.

For this embarrassing, yet hilarious display of “athletic prowess,” I command you to take off the sneakers and hang up the jersey. It’s over; you’re done.

Still, if you should ever attempt to slam dunk again, here’s how to do it correctly:

1. Jump.
2. Put ball in hoop.

Was that so difficult?