The men behind the Whizzinator have pleaded guilty to two counts of conspiracy in federal court in Pittsburgh yesterday.
 

George Wills and Robert Catalano own the internet company, Puck Technology, that manufactures the Whizzinator. What is a Whizzinator you ask? It’s a fake penis (which conveniently comes in different skin shades) used to cheat drug tests but of course. This genius device comes complete with a heating element and fake urine… how could it not work?
 

You may know the Whizzinator from when Onterrio Smith, a Former Minnesota Vikings running back, was caught with one at the airport or when actor Tom Sizemore used it to try and avoid a drug test or two.
 

With all this positive press, it’s hard to imagine the government could get upset. Still, in October federal prosecutors indicted Wills and Catalano for fraud and selling drug paraphernalia. The guys could face up to eight years in prison, a half-million-dollar fine or both. Oh, and whizzinator.com is already down.
 

Now, desperate druggies will just have to evade drug tests the old fashioned way: by drinking a lot of crazy chemicals that mask the goodies.