John McCain is refocusing his campaign yet again. No, not on the economy, don’t be ridiculous. To Joe the Plumber of course! Nevermind that he’s not actually a plumber, isn’t actually an undecided plumber, and isn’t actually doing any of the stuff he told Barack Obama he was doing, like buying his boss’s business. He’s Joe the Plumber! He’s just like you!

Well, at least McCain’s hoping that he’s just like you. That’s why he wants you to submit a video that says you’re “(name) the (profession)” and you’re supporting McCain because Barack is an evil muslim sleeper cell agent. I mean he wants to raise your taxes. The best one will be featured as an actual campaign commerical. 

So if you’re a blue collar working class person making over $250,000 a year, this campaign is directed at you. McCain’s banking on your .0001% of the electorate to help him win the presidency.

Let’s try it:

I am (Tyler) the (Blogger) and I’m supporting McCain-Palin because I am a true, pure-blooded American who loves freedom and hates Arabs. And taxes. And health care. And the polar ice caps. And moose.

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