Apparently there’s a show called “Rock of Love: Charm School” where Sharon Osbourne teaches girls how to behave. And then she attacked one of them. Sighhh. The girl in question is Chesty LaRue Megan Hauserman whom you might recognize from the eighty different reality shows she’s been on including Beauty and the Geek, Rock of Love and I Love Money. The incident happened at a reunion episode for charm school:

Megan Hauserman, a 26-year-old contestant on “Rock of Love: Charm School” claims Osbourne pulled her hair violently and scratched her on the recent reunion episode until security managed to pull her off.

According to the Daily Mail, Osbourne, 56, reportedly lost it when Hauserman said she was merely famous for managing a “brain-dead rock star,” in reference to her husband Ozzy Osbourne.

Hauserman went to the hospital Sunday afternoon and later filed a police report that same night, TMZ said.

If you know Megan, you understand why anyone would want to punch her in the face, but it turns out despite how moronic the person is, it’s still illegal. Sad. And Megan calling someone else “brain dead” is much the same principle as if a zombie uttered the same phrase.

Somehow this is going to end up with Megan getting her own reality show, I can feel it. Catfight Island with Megan Hauserman!