Poor Meghan McCain, not only did her dad lose the election, but now she can’t even get a decent date.

You’d think as a 23-year-old, blonde pseudo-celebrity finding Mr. Right wouldn’t be so hard. But dear old Dad has made that a little more difficult these days. Not on purpose but of course. If it were up to him, she’d be fielding marriage offers from the White House lawn.

As it is, however, Meghan, a Columbia grad, is relegated to lighthearted rants about her personal life in the Daily Beast where she writes:

The election killed my personal life.

OK, maybe killed is a bit of an exaggeration. But it does seem to be on life support. Of all the things people warned would happen post-election, no one ever said anything about how complicated dating would become. Especially if your dad loses the election. There are things that have been difficult, but nothing quite as tough as dating. I fear the election has destroyed my ability and desire to date. Now, I cannot say at any point in my life that I have been very good at dating. But I have become something I used to despise: people who let politics dictate his or her attraction to someone.

And it’s not just Obama supporters that upset the senator spawn. While of course, talking about Barack is no way into her heart, obsessive McCain lovers are just as bad. Take the guy who called her dinner order a “maverick choice” and went on to say that “Wow, straight talking must run in the family.” He must have been so proud of his clever remarks. Or worst yet, what about the guy who so kindly suggested that she would look hot in her mom’s pearls. Where do these creepers come from? You’re right, Meghan, you’ve got some real winners chasing after you.

So guys, what can we do to help out Meghan? She seems pretty, fun and smart, and she kept an entertaining blog during the election. That sounds like dating material for me. Any takers? Anyone? Anyone?

Go forth and win over Ms. McCain. Just a word of advice though: don’t even think of mentioning politics or the election. That is, if you want to see any action at the end of the night.

Meghan outright says: "Nothing kills my libido quite like discussing politics." We wouldn’t want that, now would we?