Michigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on Ebay

Yes, I know, I'm mostly retired these days, but every once in a while I have to come out of the woodwork to report on something like this. I came across this listing on Ebay, where a Michigan fan is selling his loyalty to the Wolverines(along with a mini-helmet!).

The auction ended this morning it seems, and the winning bid went to....Ole Miss! Hey, at least it wasn't OSU right? Whatever, this guy's still a ****. His "loyalty" sold for over $300, probably because 80% of the money is going to the Red Cross. Aw, it's like if Judas has donated his thirty pieces of silver to help leprosy victims! How touching.

I know our team sucks at an almost apocalyptic level, but it's not enough reason to run away screaming. I hate RichRod more than anyone, but I maintain some hope that the program will turn itself around somehow (with or without him). Michigan football is too rich a tradition just to be tossed away because of the worst season in a century. Alright, that might be a pretty good reason, but at least wait another year or two.