Michigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on Ebay

Michigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on Ebay
Michigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on EbayMichigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on EbayMichigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on Ebay

Yes, I know, I'm mostly retired these days, but every once in a while I have to come out of the woodwork to report on something like this. I came across this listing on Ebay, where a Michigan fan is selling his loyalty to the Wolverines(along with a mini-helmet!).

 

The auction ended this morning it seems, and the winning bid went to....Ole Miss! Hey, at least it wasn't OSU right? Whatever, this guy's still a ****. His "loyalty" sold for over $300, probably because 80% of the money is going to the Red Cross. Aw, it's like if Judas has donated his thirty pieces of silver to help leprosy victims! How touching.

 

I know our team sucks at an almost apocalyptic level, but it's not enough reason to run away screaming. I hate RichRod more than anyone, but I maintain some hope that the program will turn itself around somehow (with or without him). Michigan football is too rich a tradition just to be tossed away because of the worst season in a century. Alright, that might be a pretty good reason, but at least wait another year or two. 

 

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Comments

Anonymous
they actually mentioned it on CNN. that's just embarrassing Posted 12/02/2008 6:49 PMReply
Anonymous
dont retire. youre hot Posted 12/03/2008 01:22 AMReply
Anonymous
^ditto Posted 12/03/2008 2:27 PMReply
Anonymous
^you should put up pictures of kittens or something Posted 12/04/2008 1:12 PMReply

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