Michigan Greek Mythology: The List (2008)

Posted by Johnny Quest 09/22/2008 10:59 AM

Tags: greek life, 2008, the list

Michigan Greek Mythology: The List (2008)

Well, here it is, the long awaited 2008 rewrite of “The List.” Last year’s created quite the unanticipated uproar on campus, with over 60K views and 350 comments, and started Michigan OTR on the path to win it's first "Best Alternative Media" award from US News and World Report. This year marks the second annual edition of the infamous list, and I'm guessing it'll probably cause a similar amount of controversy as the last one.

For those of you immediately asking, “How did you write a new list? Aren’t you in New York now?” the answer is simple enough. I wrote last year’s list at the beginning of the year, so I had a whole year on campus to observe (and write about if you recall) about Greek life on campus. Combining that with field reports on rush prospects for this year from my vast network of spies still on campus, I’ve been able to compile a new list that reflects changes in house reputation over the past year. So without further ado:

Fraternities	Sororities
1. Phi Psi 2. SAE 3. Pike 4. Theta Chi 5. Fiji 6. AEPi 7. Chi Phi 8. SigEp 9. ShadyPhi 10. DKE	1. Tri Delt 2. Kappa 3. Alpha Phi 4. EK 5. AXO 6. Theta 7. DG 8. Chi-O 9. SDT 10. ADPi

If you don’t remember or understand what makes a house “cool,” it generally means it has the hottest, most fun collection of members who throw (or attend) the best parties. It also helps you a great deal not to be boring. Alpha Phi may have a bunch of girls sitting around looking pretty, but I’ll be damned if I heard one interesting thing about them all last year. Same goes for Theta Chi, who besides yelling racial slurs at cops, failed to do much of anything to hold on to deserve their top three spot (and being on SoPro 24/7 doesn't help). Phi Psi continues to be proclaimed as God’s gift to frat life by everyone I talk to (but seriously, fix your ****ing window already) and Tri Delt now rests firmly atop the pile as both generally hot and genuinely interesting to write about (although it is a shame they couldn’t land us Terrelle Pryor). And yes, Pike went up. I even surprise myself sometimes.

I’m sure there are a few upset houses right now, but also a few that hate me slightly less. Either way, let me hear it, and remember, even if things didn’t go your way, you’ve got a whole year to turn it around.

Until next time,

Comments

Anonymous says,

Pike on top 3? This has got to be a joke Posted 09/22/2008 11:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i think you switch fiji and pike, and just curious, but why if you're so against douche bags is SAE number 2? Posted 09/22/2008 11:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

sigep really needs to be lower. I dunno why JQ is all over them all the time. They're lame and throw terrible parties. I haven't been there since I was a freshman. Move them to number 10.

Top 5 for sororities and frats looks pretty good. I'm amamzed someone 1000 miles away could keep it right. Posted 09/22/2008 11:28 AMReply

Anonymous says,

PIKE? really? I'm not even in a frat yet but I know that when I went to rush for Pike all they did was spend their entire time talking shit bout other frats. I'd rather be getting no puss 1000 miles away like you JQ than be in Pike Posted 09/22/2008 11:59 AMReply

Anonymous says,

where the **** is Psi U? they should be at least #7 Posted 09/22/2008 12:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Psi U is easily the most legit frat on campus, and now that theyre off sopro they are gonna be the shit.
- EK Posted 09/22/2008 12:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

agreed. Psi U one of the funnest houses to party with and they will def be in the top 5 by next year Posted 09/22/2008 12:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Do people seriously give this kid, who probably rushed and got rejected by majority of the frat's he visited, any serious credibility? You realize he is 1000 miles away, "getting no puss" which is hilariously true but still insignificant, and forms his opinion based off knowing two people most per house and his intense, secretive, kinda stalkerish obsession with Tri delt? Posted 09/22/2008 12:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i enjoy frats posting about themselves to appear even cooler Posted 09/22/2008 12:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. Tri Delt
2. Kappa
3. Alpha Phi
4. EK
5. AXO
6. Theta
7. DG
8. Chi-O
9. SDT
10. ADPi

11. Pi Phi
12. AGD
13. DPhiE Posted 09/22/2008 1:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^ to the freshman who doesn't know what he's talking about, Johnny Quest probably gets "puss" about as much as you jack off. so like twice a day Posted 09/22/2008 1:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

brilliant picture. i bet phi psi and theta chi really do wrestle naked like that Posted 09/22/2008 1:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. Phi Psi
2. SAE
3. AEPi
4. Theta Chi
5. Pike
6. Fiji
7. Chi Phi
8. Sig Ep
9. ShadyPhi
10. DKE

1. Alpha Phi
2. Kappa
3. Tri Delt
4. EK
5. AXO
6. Theta
7. Chi-0
8. ADPi
9. SDT
10. DG Posted 09/22/2008 1:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

thank god someone has finally acknowledged alpha phi's general demeanor...as tucker max once said, "a beautiful house, it's a shame no one was home" Posted 09/22/2008 1:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why isn't beta on this list?

i mean... HAVE YOU MET DB

best guys ever. Posted 09/22/2008 1:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

This is crazy. Alpha Phi is, and should continue to be, number 1. And even if, by some crazy reasoning you think Tri Delt is better, there is NO WAY Kappa is. Ridiculous.

Guys are accurate though. Good job at bringing back the list, JQ. Posted 09/22/2008 1:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

LISTEN. dont judge us. beauty is all that counts. Posted 09/22/2008 1:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SAE should be first

and youve written more about alpha phi than tridelt and kappa combined, how does that not make them interesting? Posted 09/22/2008 2:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ADPi's going down the shitter, luckily no one's there to take their place. Posted 09/22/2008 2:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Why in effing hell would DKE be on the list? they're a bunch of shady douchebags who have one party the whole year. Same goes for SigEp but they don't throw any parties the whole year. Posted 09/22/2008 2:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

kinda a waste of an article Posted 09/22/2008 2:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Phi Psi will be losing their house in the near future. They definitely shouldn't be so high, and Sig Ep and DKE shouldn't even be on the list... Posted 09/22/2008 2:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ha, Phi Psi isn't losing their house? Keep trying though Posted 09/22/2008 2:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. Phi Psi
2. SAE
3. AEPi
4. Pike
5. Theta Chi
6. Fiji
7. Sig Ep
8. DKE
9. Chi Phi
10. Psi U

1. Alpha Phi
2. Tri Delt
3. KKG
4. EK
5. Theta
6. AXO
7. DG
8. SDT
9. ADPI
10. Chi-O Posted 09/22/2008 3:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^ Freshmen Posted 09/22/2008 3:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

don't you think it's time to move on JQ? seriously, if you wanted to be a super senior you should have stayed in Ann Arbor Posted 09/22/2008 3:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

All the sophomores from adpi go to dke to pregame--- not to chi phi. Just shows that chi phi should not be above of dke.

- Sorority girl. Posted 09/22/2008 3:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

This list is accurate for the most part. The only two problems are Sig Ep and Fiji. Sig Ep is just so completely lame that they have lots of brothers drop out after being suckered into accepting. Fiji doesn't do anything. i haven't heard of anything remotely fun coming out of that house, or anyone saying anything positive about them for years. Posted 09/22/2008 3:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

all the sophomores from adpi go to dke because no one in chi phi will hit on them because they are so busted. Posted 09/22/2008 3:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Very accurate list, especially for the guys. Maybe move Sig Ep down a few spots and ADPi up a few. Posted 09/22/2008 4:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1.dphie
2.pi beta phi
3.AEPHI!!!!!!!!!
4.std
5.the kkk

saweet Posted 09/22/2008 4:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if dke was better than chi phi why'd adpi choose them over dke for pregame? Posted 09/22/2008 4:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

dg is not better than chi o. Posted 09/22/2008 4:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

do a thing for chi o Posted 09/22/2008 4:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why don't you write about chi-o and adpi?? I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONE TO PICK Posted 09/22/2008 4:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Chi o is much better than adpi

but if your basing who you choose off this list then i know aephi is starting rush soon, definitely take that

AEPi secured a bigger and better house for next year, i figured they'd move ahead of pike this year...not below fiji Posted 09/22/2008 4:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

with such an extensive network of spies how can you not keep us updated on individual houses? The few Phi Psis i know would much sooner be seen in a graphic tee than a polo these days, and the SAEs i talk to aren't nearly as "f**kin HUGE" as their house once demanded they be, from distanced interaction the pikes.....well they haven't changed much. oh and who's theta chi? c'mon JQ keep up or stop posting. nice list for the most part.

-just an observant gdi Posted 09/22/2008 4:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yea, i agree with the comment above. this is just reposting old shit in a new order...the houses have definitely changed.

maybe one your spies can write these?

and aephi is coming back? that's gonna be sweet Posted 09/22/2008 4:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you all realize that he has to change the list around and change who is on top or else no one will read his articles... because in the big scheme of things they really don't matter. Tri Delt Kappa and Alpha Phi are all top three, always. If he doesn't rank one on top of the others, there would be no upheaval of things like he loves... So bottom line i think everyone can agree that the top three never change... and when they do, it's superficial and a ploy so that johnny quest can get a couple more hits on his articles and an extra 500 a month for his sweet new job... which is working for a website that has absolutely nothing to do with real life. It's time to be a grown up JQ and go live in the real world, you're out of college sweetheart... you can do it I know you can... Posted 09/22/2008 5:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^that's a sigep too Posted 09/22/2008 5:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

when was the last time fiji did anything relevant on campus?? Posted 09/22/2008 5:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@Anonymous 2 above: You're quite the sad little Alpha Phi girl aren't you? "Everyone can agree that the top three never change" haha. Aphi is the best FOREVER. Posted 09/22/2008 5:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

rivalry run Posted 09/22/2008 5:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

So, they have a charity event. How does that justify them being one of the top houses on campus? Oh wait, it doesn't Posted 09/22/2008 6:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what the **** has AEPi done lately? Posted 09/22/2008 6:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

No way is Pike third. There so are many douche bags in that house. Their pledge classes are ****ing huge and they still don't get girls. Phi Psi gets their ass kicked by SAE guys. AEPi is the male equivalent of Theta - Jewish american princes.
1. SAE
2. Phi Psi
3. Theta Chi
4. Pike
5. FIJI
6. AEPi Posted 09/22/2008 6:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pike may be gay because they think they're the shit, always win things nobody cares about (Greek Week, charity, etc.), and generally carry themselves with an air of douchiness, but you can't deny that they pull just as much ass as any other frat.

I guess even blind squirrels know how to find (read: bust) a nut. Posted 09/22/2008 6:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

JQ you going to update the rep/douche factors? Posted 09/22/2008 6:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

All the sophomores from adpi go to dke to pregame--- not to chi phi. Just shows that chi phi should not be above of dke.

- ahahaha true Posted 09/22/2008 7:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

sae's 2? they should be 1 with that fat asian kid with the cutoffs and waterjug Posted 09/22/2008 7:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

HAHAHAHAHAHA Posted 09/22/2008 7:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. Tri Delt
2. Alpha Phi
3. Kappa
4. EK
5. Theta
6. DG
7. AXO
8. Chi-O
9. ADPi
10. SDT Posted 09/22/2008 7:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if that waterjug doesnt take SAE to the top clearly nothing will. maybe they should all follow the asian kids lead and theyll be number 1 Posted 09/22/2008 7:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

You should have waited to see the new pledge classes, it's a little early to be calling it for 2008... Posted 09/22/2008 7:50 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yea that asain kid who is best friend's with the sleeve monster should take sae to the top Posted 09/22/2008 8:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"I work really hard cuz I'm no fun...."

I miss the smell of Chicken Noodle Soup in the AM...JQ come back :( Posted 09/22/2008 8:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"You should have waited to see the new pledge classes, it's a little early to be calling it for 2008"

Agreed. Posted 09/22/2008 9:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you should rank the pledge classes... word has it that tridelt and kappa are about to get some amazing girls and alpha phi is on it's way down... as is theta. Posted 09/22/2008 9:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this list would be legit if aepi was higher and kappa and tridelt were switched. kappa is tons more fun Posted 09/22/2008 9:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

jeff roan is not fat.
He is the most ripped man on this planet!!!! Posted 09/22/2008 9:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. Phi Psi
2. SAE
3. Beta
4. Theta Chi
5. Pike
6. Fiji
7. ShadyPhi
8. AEPi
9. Chi Phi
10. SigEp

1. Alpha Phi
2. Tri Delt
3. Kappa
4. EK
5. AXO
6. Theta
7. DG
8. Chi-O
9. ADPi
10. SDT Posted 09/22/2008 10:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. Alpha Phi
2. Tri Delt
3. Kappa
4. EK
5. AXO
6. DG
7. Theta
8. Chi O
9. AD Pi

Alpha Phis and TriDelts are getting great pledge classes this year... Kappa is turning into the sorority for hot jewish girls, sorry Theta. EK's rep on campus as the social ones are getting them some pretty good pledges too.

It's not even worth it to give #10 a rank because SDT, AGD, D Phi E, and Pi Phi are all shit and just getting worse.

No way is Alpha Phi going down... they cut the most girls on the first day and have been really hard about it, while TriDelt continues to invite back... hm, let's just say not the creme of the crop. Posted 09/22/2008 10:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this is retarded Posted 09/22/2008 11:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

when jeff roan jumps into the water he doesnt get wet the water gets jeff roaned Posted 09/22/2008 11:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why are shadyphi sigep dke and chi phi on this list what a joke they dont do anything and there are much better frats like sammy and psi u that should be there. here is the real list of frats

sae
phipsi
theta chi
pike
aepi
psi u
fiji
sammy

who cares about the rest Posted 09/22/2008 11:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"Kappa is turning into the sorority for hot jewish girls, sorry Theta. "

sorry that kappa and chi-o are basically the only sororities where girls can be any religion and just be accepted for their personalities... and sorry alpha phi that you want to be as waspy as possible and NO ONE CARES. kappa and tridelt got the HIGHEST return rates for rush. alpha phi -- you did not. cry about it at your dirty rush barbeque. Posted 09/22/2008 11:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"No way is Alpha Phi going down... they cut the most girls on the first day and have been really hard about it, while TriDelt continues to invite back... hm, let's just say not the creme of the crop."

Seems to be true from what I've heard, Alpha Phi is making the toughest cuts, we'll see on bid day won't we? Posted 09/22/2008 11:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Very accurate list JQ. People give you shit, but I think you should keep doing what your doing. I'm a freshman and rushed 9/10 houses on this list and agree with the standings. Keep up the good work. Posted 09/22/2008 11:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

that freshman^^ definitely knows whats up at this point in the year. Posted 09/22/2008 11:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

DIRTY RUSH BBQ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and their girls still suck... major dick Posted 09/23/2008 12:41 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm not gonna talk shit, but the list is not accurate. There are new houses on the rise, old ones declining, and the list doesn't reflect that. Posted 09/23/2008 01:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

pike at 3? hahaha used to think you had some sense at what you were talking about but obviously being away from campus youve lost some touch.

SAE
PhiPsi
ThetaChi

Those 3 frats are easily the top 3 on campus if you dont include Beta which is right up there with them. Posted 09/23/2008 01:14 AMReply

Anonymous says,

tridelt mmmmmmm Posted 09/23/2008 02:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

phi psi is so worthy of being #1, when 16 kids accept their bids this year of the 30 they offered i think those are pretty good numbers....not! Posted 09/23/2008 08:29 AMReply

Anonymous says,

To the girl who was trying to decide between Chi-O and ADPi based on the list:

Trust me, neither of the houses would want you if they knew you were trying to decide between them that way. You shouldn't be going Greek. Posted 09/23/2008 09:42 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"why are shadyphi sigep dke and chi phi on this list what a joke they dont do anything and there are much better frats like sammy and psi u that should be there.

sae
phipsi
theta chi
pike
aepi
psi u
fiji
sammy"

Why stop at ranking 8 when you could include Hillel and Chabad House? Posted 09/23/2008 10:44 AMReply

Anonymous says,

is johnny anti-jew? axo above theta? please. no psi u? aepi number six?? come on, us jews have feelings too. Posted 09/23/2008 11:28 AMReply

Anonymous says,

it sucks when not even dirty rushing and spreading ridiculous rumors about other houses will keep you in the top 2... Posted 09/23/2008 12:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

tridelt
kappa
alpha phi
theta
sigma kappa
ako
chio Posted 09/23/2008 12:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

by next year Psi U will be top 3 guaranteed Posted 09/23/2008 1:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SAE got 5 of Phi Psi's top 8 kids this year Posted 09/23/2008 1:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

aepi pulls hot girls and is THE largest house on campus

not to mention voted the best pregame on campus on this site Posted 09/23/2008 2:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

How do ZBT and SIG not even make the top 10 Posted 09/23/2008 2:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Nobody cares who SAE gets. The rest of campus made a list too, called "coolest things to be." SAE is 2nd to last on that one, right before HIV positive. Posted 09/23/2008 2:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted 09/23/2008 2:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

tier 1: SAE, Phi Psi, Theta Chi
tier 1.5: aepi, pike, fiji
tier 2: DKE, sigep
tier 2.5: Chi Phi, psi u Posted 09/23/2008 3:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SAE is not just sure theyre the best, they are HIV positive Posted 09/23/2008 3:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SIG is not a frat...its a bunch of flids living in a house together who pull the same girls they did in high school and no one else Posted 09/23/2008 3:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Tri-Delts willingness to actually show up in numbers to most of their events despite the "tier" of the fraternity is one of the reasons I think the #1 spot is warranted. Although a lot of the girls are very stuck up, which is a negative.. but then again most of the top sororities are. Posted 09/23/2008 3:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

tri-delts party with the top 6 houses only, but so does alpha phi. The only top house that does not is KKG who parties with the top 3 and aepi. Posted 09/23/2008 3:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Jeff Roan doesn't get frostbite, Jeff Roan bites frost Posted 09/23/2008 3:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

So what happens when AEPi, SigEp, and PIKE loses their houses next few years. I think the list will be a little different. SigEp will never be heard of again all they had going for them was location. AEPi will be fine wherever they end up, unless their house is too far. PIKE...well they are only a "top tier frat" because of their parties which is due to their house, without that they're nothing. Posted 09/23/2008 3:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

in the* next... Posted 09/23/2008 3:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

when jeff roan lights a match, the fire gets burned Posted 09/23/2008 4:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

when jeff roan was born, he already had a cut-off and waterjug Posted 09/23/2008 4:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

when jeff roan tans, the tanning beds get cancer. Posted 09/23/2008 4:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

sigep's losing their house, aepi already has a new house, pike's been scrambling to find one, and who knows what's going on with phi psi.

this list is so inaccurate is hilarious.

oh and whoever made the aepi pregame comment is right, crazy place to stop every football saturday for me and my housemates.

-house of informed gdi's Posted 09/23/2008 4:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^in aepi Posted 09/23/2008 5:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the five worst houses on the list:
6. Fiji- nice and fun guys to party with.
7. Sigep- some decent guys and some akward ones......
8. Dke- only throw one party a year and have plenty of akward guys, at least they don't bid everybody though.
9. Chi Phi- gives bids to everybody.
10. Shady- I don't even know anything about them. Posted 09/23/2008 5:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I am sooooooooooooo swampbound. ;( Posted 09/23/2008 6:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

wheres beta Posted 09/23/2008 7:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: Just FYI, all the freshmen I know have been checking this list and have made decisions based on it. If you think it doesn't matter, you're kidding yourself. That's like saying the U.S. News and World Report ratings don't matter...everyone says they don't give a shit, but it's a huge factor in everyone's decision.

Going greek is such a fake process. Freshman can't really tell what's up, who's real, who's cool and who's not by the 25 minute parties. So we consult this list to find out where the hottest place to be is. Posted 09/23/2008 7:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

So how's theta chi's pledge class looking since we're talking about SAE and phi psi's battle for pledges. Posted 09/23/2008 7:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think dke should be at least one spot higher since ben srivastava graduated Posted 09/23/2008 7:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i heard phi psi throws eggs at the people that attend their parties Posted 09/23/2008 7:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I hear Sig Ep will be initiating in the next day or so, if they haven't already. True story. Posted 09/23/2008 8:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

oh god, pike at #3? scholars, leaders, athletes, gentleman..?? come on, give me a break. honestly the pike guys just need to come back down to earth. hey pike, nobody cares about rivalry run. As for comedy night? i'd rather watch wild 'n out.

Every time I go to the UGLI i keep thinking I see Steve Urkel, but it just turns out to be another ****in pike. Posted 09/23/2008 8:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Honestly Theta is going soooo down. Don't get me wrong the majority of them are beautiful, but they kinda suck as people. Any girl who does theta is a social climber, they're not friends with each other in that house. I'm not in a house, but my friends are in it, I'm there all the time and they are friends with the six of each other, as is every clique in that house. Don't do it based on reputation, trust me, it changes every year. Posted 09/23/2008 8:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^sounds like the description for Alpha Phi Posted 09/23/2008 8:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

OTR got it right this time. Tri-Delta and Kappa are definitely the top two. No one likes the Phis. They don't even like each other. It is a well known fact. Posted 09/23/2008 9:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

thats because it IS the description of Alpha Phi Posted 09/23/2008 9:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why so quiet phi? wasn't this your point of pride last year? I bet now you're calling it a dumb blog.... and are really kicking up the dirty rushing since your reputation as the most stuck up, over-rated sorority on this campus is finally exposed Posted 09/23/2008 9:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

freshman, don't be tricked by houses that dirty rush you and make you think they have an amazing sisterhood like i was. if i could go back, i would have definitely done it differently...a great house shouldn't have to dirty rush...JQ, thanks for finally calling aphi out, someone needed to do it. Posted 09/23/2008 9:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

how is EK #4 again? they're ****in awesome Posted 09/23/2008 9:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^^^^ that's a sigep too Posted 09/23/2008 9:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if you were in alpha phi, even if you didn't like it, there's no way you would have written that about your own sorority. Stop pretending to be freshman and girls in other houses, that was the most stupid thing I've ever read. Posted 09/23/2008 10:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Wow, sounds like some houses are a little worried. Is trash talking other sororites better than "dirty rushing"? And give me a break it you think you all don't do it. Posted 09/23/2008 10:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Dirty rushing that is... Posted 09/23/2008 10:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

JQ on TriDelt-"I won't comment on their money, their sluttiness or their coke problems...Lastly, they're bitches. Most of the girls I've met are in their own little world where the only people who exist are themselves and let's say Theta Chi, Pike or SAE, depending on who's cool what week... It's not every day you meet someone so shallow that you can hear their brain scraping the bottom when they talk. Look I'm sorry, but until I see evidence to the contrary, I've got to call it like I see it." Posted 09/23/2008 10:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it's not a list of who he LIKES the most Posted 09/23/2008 10:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah seriously, he ****ing hates SAE and they're #2 two years running. Posted 09/23/2008 10:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

just shows what someone will do for a little extra money from the man Posted 09/23/2008 10:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol at the kid who wrote sammy into his list up there. Honestly who is hell is sammy? You mean the lame guys that live in TKE's old house and never throw any parties? Posted 09/23/2008 10:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why does tri delt still talk shit if they got #1? makes you all look real good Posted 09/23/2008 11:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The only thing I can remember about Sammy is that they had purple shirts with Barney on them on year. I wish I could say I was making stuff up, but I can't. ****s. Posted 09/23/2008 11:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^Who said tri delt was talking shit? Tuesday night's their Coke Night, there's no way they'd be able to type right now. Posted 09/23/2008 11:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Why does everyone talk about the same 3 houses and no one ever comments on the middle of the road houses like DG who always just slips under the radar Posted 09/23/2008 11:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ohhhh god whos the comedian?!?!?! Posted 09/23/2008 11:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

no seriously what about them Posted 09/23/2008 11:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

tridelts are hot and deserve number 1. period. Posted 09/23/2008 11:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hi. I'm in Alpha Phi. I don't give a shit what my rank on the list is. I am happy with my friends and guess what THEY'RE MOSTLY JEWISH AND SO AM I! Posted 09/24/2008 12:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^in DPhiE Posted 09/24/2008 12:05 AMReply

Anonymous says,

maybe next year wait until after bid day to post this? so new pledge classes can be included and you don't have freshmen girls rushing the "top" sororities just because otr says they're the best. i'm rushing as a sophomore and i've been around the freshmen enough to know that a lot of them still can't make up their minds about houses and resort to gossip and supposed reps on campus. their decision should reflect the girls they meet and where they feel comfortable and a sense of belonging...not this list. Posted 09/24/2008 12:18 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Too bad a Kappa didn't pose for Playboy. We're just missing one.... Posted 09/24/2008 12:25 AMReply

Anonymous says,

JQ on Tri Delt: "Let's state the obvious, show me five Tri Delts and four of them will be unbelievably hot. Anyone who says otherwise is just part of the jealous 95% of not hot girls that populate U of M. But it's not enough for them to be regular hot, they have to be proportioned like runway models. Giant Amazon runway models. I'm five eleven and I swear every time I meet a new one of them I'm staring at their belly button. It's ridiculous. I think they're some sort of half-successful genetic experiment to create a race of beautiful, intellegent super women." Posted 09/24/2008 12:25 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^delusional Posted 09/24/2008 12:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

"Phi Psi continues to be proclaimed as Godâ��s gift to frat life by everyone I talk to" - JQ

Clearly, JQ didn't talk to anyone who knows Jeff Roan. Posted 09/24/2008 12:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^jealousy is the root of all evil my fickle friend Posted 09/24/2008 12:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Knock knock? Posted 09/24/2008 12:33 AMReply

Anonymous says,

whos there? Posted 09/24/2008 12:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

who's there? Posted 09/24/2008 12:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Jeff Roan Posted 09/24/2008 12:35 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Jeff Roaned all over this list. Posted 09/24/2008 12:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

remember when alpha phi told the fiji heart story during rush???????? remember when it was a blatant lie???????? Posted 09/24/2008 12:37 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Remember when Fiji was really gay and gave water bottles out to girls that were rushing? Posted 09/24/2008 12:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA lmao rofl lol lol lol lol Posted 09/24/2008 12:39 AMReply

Anonymous says,

remember when fiji sucks Posted 09/24/2008 12:43 AMReply

Anonymous says,

honestly, im in one of the houses thats talking shit right now and i think its making all of us look ridiculous Posted 09/24/2008 12:52 AMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^In Psi U Posted 09/24/2008 01:01 AMReply

Anonymous says,

From the perspective of a freshman guy who just went through the whole process I can see a few errors. Pike is a joke, realistically none of the guys I talked to gave them a bit of respect as a legitimate Frat. It's the homosexual vibe that they give off (No one gives a shit that you were IM Champs). Chi Phi, Psi U, and AEPi should be above Fiji. They all have made a good showing this year and are all fairly well liked. I don't have any idea where Fiji even is and neither do any of the kids I chill with. Sig Ep is not a Frat and shouldn't even be a part of greek life. They bid a kid during the first week of school and then give him a "RUSH SIG EP" shirt that he wears roughly every day while he tries to recruit other kids. Not to mention any Frat that doesn't have a pledge term is not a real Frat. SAE and Phi PsI are both very well liked and are undoubtedly the top 2 houses but give it a week or two for people to get a feeling for both pledge classes and the debate over which house deserves the top spot will come to an abrupt end. Also, ask almost any Freshman guy wether or not Pike should be ranked higher than Theta Chi and they may laugh in your face.

Most of the girls I have spoken with have liked Tri Delt the best followed by Kappa and then Alpha Phi. The majority of them liked Sigma Kappa a lot more than Alpha Phi but have been hypnotized by this website which all of them have read and were reluctant to pursue them as strongly as they may have with Alpha Phi. Chi O should be higher than DG and Theta and yes all of the hot jewish girls would much rather be in Kappa. Posted 09/24/2008 03:50 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Does anyone know why AEPhi got kicked off campus a few years ago? I feel like it's really odd that a sorority would get kicked off since it's usually the frats. What did they do? Also does anyone remember what their rep was? I've been getting mixed singles from the few comments that mentioned them on here. I'm trying to decide whether or not to hold out for them. Posted 09/24/2008 04:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

f uck you johnny quest Posted 09/24/2008 11:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

AEPhi got kicked off for hazing, after they told pledges to use drugs and have sex with frat boys. Posted 09/24/2008 11:06 AMReply

Anonymous says,

http://www.michigandaily.com/content/aephi-closed-pot-use Posted 09/24/2008 11:06 AMReply

Anonymous says,

nice do it again. send them to our house Posted 09/24/2008 11:08 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this list is a joke...pikes guys are the hottest on campus...they are definately the best house on campus hands down...they are real guys who just don't flaunt around daddy's money like SAE's or phi psi's prep school pledge classes Posted 09/24/2008 12:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

jeff roan is the largest man on earth too bad he's about five foot 7 Posted 09/24/2008 12:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i hear it's easier to get laid if you say, "i've got aids but no condom" than if you say, "i'm in sae." TRUE STORY Posted 09/24/2008 12:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

is it mandatory for everyone in pike to have a buzz cut? the only kid who doesn't highlights his hair-what a homo. Wearing a backward polo hat doesn't mean you are fratty either. Posted 09/24/2008 12:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SAE and Phi Psi don't need to talk about getting laid because they have an army of women that they have ****ed to do it for them. Plus I'd put money on any of their Freshman drinking all of Pikes seniors under the table. Pike and Sig Ep would make perfect pre game partners, they would just need to figure out which one of them was gayer so that they could determine who is going to buy the wine coolers. Posted 09/24/2008 12:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pike is the most amazing house on campus. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!! fck scholars Posted 09/24/2008 12:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Jeff Roan can kill two stones with one bird Posted 09/24/2008 12:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pike runs shit, hottest frat on campus. Posted 09/24/2008 12:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pike is like a 4th down at a football game of the opposing team--everyone chanting YOU SUCK...which you do. Posted 09/24/2008 12:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I'm pretty sure that's chanted at the best teams too Posted 09/24/2008 12:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The only thing Pike runs is the train on one another. Posted 09/24/2008 12:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

when has tri-delt ever done anything interesting? I guess the variety of their hair color is interesting Posted 09/24/2008 1:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^wasn't it a phi who said that the only thing that mattered was beauty, what a deep thought. Posted 09/24/2008 1:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

wait is this pike guy serious? Posted 09/24/2008 1:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Too bad their so bitter about their house in status freefall that they will start to prematurely wrinkle and sag... Posted 09/24/2008 1:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Would the Psi U guys stop posting saying what a good house they are? God, you are starting to sound like DKE... Posted 09/24/2008 3:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Where's SAE's pregame gonna be next year? I heard Pike fratted their senior house... Posted 09/24/2008 4:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pike doesn't run, they elephant walk. Posted 09/24/2008 5:01 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what does everyone think about Adpis? Posted 09/24/2008 5:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ugly and boring Posted 09/24/2008 5:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

so if the girls do drugs and drink they are cokeheads and sluts but if they dont, they are boring and ugly. makes sense. Posted 09/24/2008 5:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pike is ****ed once they lose their house. Posted 09/24/2008 6:56 PMReply

Anonymous says,

SIG PHI METAL PHRAT!!!

YEAH BRAHBRODUDE!!!!!!! Posted 09/24/2008 6:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

YEAH BRAH!!! Posted 09/24/2008 6:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

no. Posted 09/24/2008 8:13 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pikes guys r the cutest on campus sorry sae and phi psi Posted 09/24/2008 8:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^^^^ that's a sigep too Posted 09/24/2008 8:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

there is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures jeff roan decides to let live Posted 09/24/2008 9:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pike, phi psi, sigep, and aepi are all losing their houses either next year or the year after. freshman rushing those houses might want to reconsider since ur greek experience is gonna go to the shit no later than junior year Posted 09/24/2008 9:13 PM

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