Oh Lindsay Evans, just because you’re Miss Louisiana Teen USA doesn’t mean you’re above the law. Hot chicks get arrested all the time! Don’t they teach you common sense in the South?

With literally ten days left before her reign came to an end, the pageant board of pageants (or whatever it’s called) stripped Ms. Evans of her title because of a recent incident where she dined and dashed with friends on a $46.07 meal bill. That would have been bad enough, but she left her purse there, and when she came back to get it, the cops were there. Wait, there’s more. The cops then proceeded to find her stash of pot in her purse. Game over.

The official pageant statement sounds like a very poised bitch slap:

 "Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately."

Whoops. Hey, it could have been a nude photo scandal right? Bon voyage Lindsey Evans, you’ll always be Miss Louisiana Teen USA in my heart. Good luck applying to colleges now! You’ve now been Google owned.