Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Elle McPherson to Lady Gaga, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Attuworld: A Neve Campbell Quickie

Hollywood Tuna: 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Pictures

College Candy: The Frat House Groupie

Don Chavez: The Glass Is Always Half Full

Holy Taco: The Eight Worst Types of Retail Employees

Manofest: Win a Trip To Vegas For Kissing People

Angry T: Allesandra Ambrosio In St. Barts

Atom: The Perfect Women

Banned In Hollywood: Five Hot NFL Cheerleaders

The Big Lead: Love Those Objective Big 10 Network Announcers

Other Crap: The Top 10 Movie Presidents

Coed Magazine: Top 5 Dumbest Things People Do To Their Trucks

Blog of Hilarity: Tourists Are Douchebags

DJ Mick: On State With Lady Gaga