Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Barack Obama to Rachel Stevens, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

Atom: Rewrite Obama’s Speech

On 205th: Eliza Dushku

Cuzoogle: I Love You, Man Trailer

Double Viking: Caption This – She’s All Smiles!

Boosh Magazine: Eight Reasons Bush Wasn’t So Bad

Attuworld: 10 Great Lesson Quotes From College-Themed Movies

Next Round: Greatest Moments In Presidential Speeches Tribute

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: Scott Van Pelt And The Blonde

Asylum: Man Blabs For 124 Hours Straight

Uncoached: Chuck Norris And 20 Vintage Advertisements

Blog of Hilarity: Chicken Nuggets Are Traumatic

Salty Milk: Wake Up With Rachel Stevens