Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Anderson Cooper to Sofia Georgiou, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

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Blog of Hilarity: Not-So-Bright Reporters

Banned In Hollywood: The Dark Path Chronicles

Coed Magazine: Giants Fan Needs His Mommy

The Big Lead: Alicia Sacramone Is Back... With a Boyfriend

Hollywood Tuna: Rihanna In GQ Mexico

Angry T: 9 Fantastic Names For TO's New Show on VH1

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