-- In China, one of the Olympic torch guards, known only as “Second Brother from the Right,” has become a national sex symbol and received dozens of marriage proposals from his adoring fans. Expect applications to become a torch guard at the 2012 Olympics to shoot through the roof.

-- Two members of the Unity Council in Oldham, England became pseudo-pornstars when they decided to have sex in front of a window overlooking their office's neighborhood. A crowd of almost 20 spectators gathered to catch all the sexual debauchery in action.

-- A new variety of grapes called “Ruby Romans” were bought at a Japanese auction for almost $900, which is roughly $30 per grape. Lesson learned: If you want to become rich, grow grapes, give them a weird name, and then sell them in Japan.

-- A Wendy’s manager foiled an attempted robbery by simply locking the armed suspect outside of the store when the criminal elected not to follow him to the cash register.

After a Canadian woman was denied entry into the United States, she told the border police that she had “something suspicious” in her bag. Not sure how implying you have a bomb will convince the police to let you into another country.