-- A German newspaper laments that German vacation spots have been overrun with Russian tourists with their “whores and vodka.” Whores and vodka? Sounds like the Russians know how to vacation!
 

-- Austin Texas is the hardest drinking city in America, thanks in part to its large college population. When asked to comment, a UT reveler refused to remove his head from the toilet bowl to respond.
 

-- When a town councilor bought a used police cruiser at an auction, he did not expect to find cocaine in the seat. He theorized that a suspect must have hidden it there. Yes, a suspect, I’m sure.
 

-- Almost a third of British adults don’t use condoms, a new survey found. One in ten respondents said they were too embarrassed. Nothing’s more embarrassing than explaining away that mysterious itch.
 

-- After asking that her driver to turn down the radio, an 18-year-old girl was thrown out of her taxi. A few minutes later the cab driver returned to collect his $8 fare. Surprisingly his tip was not as big as he had hoped.