My College Phases: Wannabe Vinnie Chase

Things I have said:

"I gotta get ****ed up tonight"

"Want a drink? No? Wow Gay"

"I don't know man...I mean...I'd let her blow me"

"Perhaps a Gentleman's wager is in order"

"Butterface's are the saddest thing ever. What a waste, you know?"

"I will never have sex with a virgin again, because they cling to you like ****"

I went through a phase where I was very unsuccessful with women. THEN I went through a phase where I wanted to get my revenge on women by hooking up with them all and breaking their hearts after. I used the techniques I learned in middle school (talking to girls, picking Cologne, dressing right) and made a lifestyle out of it. Essentially I wanted to be a scumbag. I wanted to scoop up as many girls as possible and then make them feel as shitty as I did when they wouldn't hook up with me.

I still want to hook up with girls but its for different reasons now (mother issues). I understand why girls wouldn't want to have sex with a 17-19 year old John Trowbridge. I didn't have any facial hair (still don't), I was skinnier than I am now (holocaust victim skinny), my voice was still cracking, and I got NBR's constantly (No reason boners). 

Its sort of the feeling you get when you come home from college and wish to have sex with all the girls who wouldn't have sex with you in high school. The difference is that I was treating girls I had never met before as if they were my High School crushes who wouldn't bang me.