It's war between the biggest celebrity in the world, the biggest trainwreck in the world, the biggest socialite in the world, and the republican nominee. Now National Lampoon wants in too.

First John McCain attempted to villify Barack Obama in a strategically suspect maneuver, a YouTube video called "Celeb," which equated Obama with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Then Hilton responded with a video in which she announced that she had inferred her own presidential nomination through McCain's mention of her in his campaign advertisement. While lounging by a pool in a bikini reading Conde Nast Traveler, she explained her purported energy policy, decided on where she would like to vacation, and referred to McCain and Obama as bitches.

In the latest development of pseudo-political, pseudo-celebrity video ping pong, National Lampoon has released a satire on YouTube in which Phil Haney plays Britney Spears giving her hypothetical video response. As Haney positions himself like Hilton, his character explains that she is a self-made woman and that John McCain doesn't know real torture since he was never married to KFed.

In this YouTube race, the score is now Team Blond: 2, Team Politico: 0.