My pal just sent me a casting call notice for a new Ryan Seacrest show. Before you start gagging, check out the details:

“Seeking eligible single guys looking for love. Casting eligible Single Men and their Moms for NEW Prime-time reality dating show on NBC! Are you an eligible single guy and ready to find love? Is your mom actively vocal about the women you date and gives you tons of advice on how to pick the right mate (whether you need it or not)? Are you a MOMMA’S BOY and your mom loves to play MATCHMAKER? Are you still living with your mom or she is always close by? If so, this show is for you!”

Hmmmm. 
The frat guys that lived down the hall from me freshman year come to mind.

Hey boys, if you’re interested you’ll need to send in two pictures of yourself and your mom, a summary of your relationship with each other and a short bio about yourself and why you want your mommy to help you find the woman of your dreams.

Choke. 

FYI, castings are not just in New York and LA.  Prodocuers from NBC are also hitting up Dallas, Austin and Houston this weekend.  Details here.
Good luck!