Need a Date?

Need a Date?
The summer can be a lonely time for some people if you can't find the right person. However, help is on the way!

Are you a lonely girl, curled up in your $1400+ apartment, watching Sex and the City re-runs with a big tub of Ben & Jerry's on your coffee table? Well, rest assured girls, I may have found what you have been looking for (besides me).

A friend of mine has pimped out his other friend, according to the facebook marketplace. Check out the link below to get a ride on this lovely sex symbol.

However, ladies, as it states, "Disclaimer: Must be 18+. This listing does not sell sex."

Sorry to all you incoming freshmen who missed the cut.

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