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According to Internet pundits, John McCain blinked nearly three million times in the span of an hour and thirty minutes last night, but sadly, the cameras only captured roughly three thousand of those nervous little twitches.
Naturally, the Republican presidential hopeful's involuntary eyelid convulsions are all everyone is talking about today, but in case you somehow missed it, Columbia alumnus Barack Obama has you covered!
In a newly released attack ad, the Obama camp highlights McCain’s incessant blinking while pointing out that he voted with George W. Bush “90 percent” of the time.
In other words, he’s 90 percent pro-Bush, contrary to McCain's claims that he is a maverick.






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I guess that is what you get when you have other people write your material and tell you what to say. You know it is a bundle of lies, but you have to say it to make people doubt your opponent or you will lose the election John.
The blink, winks, scowls, eye twitches, the ever irritating tongue out while breathing in are all give aways that John McCain is telling some very big FIBS. Oh yes John, we need full disclosure!!! JKH Posted 10/16/2008 10:55 PMReply
Of course these are mere coincidences⦠So, letâs all just go Disney and sing: âITâS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALLâ¦â. Posted 10/17/2008 11:01 PMReply
An hour and a half is ninety minutes which is 5400 seconds. In order to blink three million times in that amount of time he would have to blink 556 times a second. The average person blinks once every 2-10 seconds (according to Wikipedia). The average person blinks at a rate of .12 m/s, (http://www.clas.ufl.edu/jur/200405/papers/paper_rennie.html) John McCain apparently blinks at a rate of 133.32 m/s. Thatâs 298 mph. Doesn't this seem just a bit unlikely? Posted 10/20/2008 10:17 AMReply