No one’s showing Jessica and Ashlee Simpson the love money recently.
 

Notably, Ashlee and hubby Pete Wentz are having some trouble exploiting their young son. It’s rumored that no magazines want to buy pictures of their new baby Bronx Mowgli. It could be because crazy father Joe Simpson is asking for too much money or it could just be because Ashlee Simpson magazine covers are known to epically fail. Both are equally likely and valid reasons.
 

As for her older sister, Jessica isn’t even raking in the money at the Florida Strawberry Festival. Let me repeat that: The Florida Strawberry Festival. For the moment I’ll forget that Jessica was once starring in her own reality show and headlining concerts and now she’s playing a festival dedicated to a fruit. What’s sadder is that tickets to her performance are just $30 while little Taylor Swift is bringing in $45 and Jeff Foxworthy is going for $35. Yes, Jeff Foxworthy is worth more than Jessica Simpson.

When Redneck jokes beat you in booty shorts, it’s a sign your time in the spotlight is up.