College OTR: Nominee #1? Jacob Balkum

Nominee #1? Jacob Balkum

Posted by Steph 04/23/2008 11:18 AM
Category: Downtime Tags: hotness, contest, jacob balkum, Michigan Man with His Shirt Off

Jacob Balkum ------- 2009 ------- Psychology

+ 49 comments

Anonymous says,

Oh shit! he's so pretty. I don't see any reason for the boys to have to take their shirts off. Posted 04/23/2008 11:28 AMReply

Anonymous says,

what a typical douche Posted 04/23/2008 12:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

teeny weeny Posted 04/23/2008 12:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol psych majors Posted 04/23/2008 3:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol this guy isn't good looking at all! Posted 04/23/2008 3:58 PMReply

MeganPants says,

I challenge you to find this at U of O. Anyone, seriously, please. Posted 04/23/2008 5:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

wow this is really gay. Posted 04/23/2008 5:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

he's wearing abercrombie and looks like he is 15 years old Posted 04/23/2008 5:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I don't know what's funnier - the nomination or this post. Posted 04/23/2008 7:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

pathetic Posted 04/23/2008 10:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what waht in the butt. Posted 04/23/2008 11:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

He was a model for Shei. I think tha where this pic came from. :) Aww! Jake!!! :D Posted 04/24/2008 11:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this is very homo...go suck on a chode dude Posted 04/24/2008 1:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yikes...
http://www.rivalthread.com/shirts/michigay Posted 04/24/2008 1:50 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^^^ did you look at the models who are wearing those shirts? the alcoholic red neck ohio state fan holding a beer, and the fat red neck slut with ripped jeans? i'm confused who are they making fun of with those shirts? Posted 04/24/2008 2:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think satire might be lost on that demographic. Posted 04/24/2008 2:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think the gayness of this story is a lost cause on all demographics other than the ****s here...shit that's like 99%...**** Posted 04/24/2008 3:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

abercombie....ugh.....sick joke Posted 04/25/2008 4:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Why must being gay be an insult in our society? It is a lifestlye of many people on this earth, and the ridicule needs to stop. Now. There are middle school kids BEING KILLED because of the way our society thinks about having a homosexual preference. Posted 04/26/2008 1:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

It's an insult because there are no evolutionary/social advantages or purposes of being gay. Human nature is about self-preservation and passing on genes to the next generation like any species. When a guy sticks a dick in his ass how is that respectable? First it's ****ing gross, it spreads nasty ass diseases, there's no point. Homosexuality in humans serves no purpose. This school is such a brainwashing place...promoting idealistic ideas....the reality is...when people that go here graduate and go out into the real world....the way things are going on at UM and taught...about diversity and acceptance of everyone...it's not how life is. If you think that's ever going to change...you're just stubborn and naive. What kind of middle schoolers are being killed for being gay? When/where did this happen? I'm not saying that homosexuals deserve to die or anything negative wished upon them it's just disgusting and purposeless. Enough said. Posted 04/26/2008 6:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

love is never purposeless. and diversity and acceptance have progressed greatly in time... we've come a long way from slavery, haven't we? keep singing the tune of the slave traders if you want...

also... jake is sexy. ;) Posted 04/26/2008 10:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

1. Jake is hot. The end. Everyone who is hating on his style can shut the **** up. So what, he wears Abercrombie. Guess what? He wears it well.

2. Even if it does have no evolutionary/social advantage to being gay, there are still people who are gay, and you disapproving of them wont change that. I disapprove of the last Anonymous being a jackass because there is no evolutionary/social advantage to that, but that wont stop it, will it?
Straight people butt****.
And change is so ridiculous, right? Because we all still do the jitterbug and listen to disco? No. Change happens in all social aspects. If you dont believe that then YOU are just being stubborn and naive. I could wax poetic about all the flaws in that logic and the gaps in that knowledge, but I just wont waste my time. Posted 04/26/2008 10:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

um do you people NOT have eyes? this guy is gorgeous. Posted 04/27/2008 10:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

****s don't love...they pound ass and choke on dick...i'm not pro slavery you can pull that out of your ass all you want bitch...some of my closest friends are black...i don't dislike people because of their ethnic background, skin color, or sexual orientation....i don't like people that disturb me or piss me off....gay guys piss me off...b/c it's disturbing....all the guys at this school will agree...so whatever he looks like a 14 yr old 8th grade boy scout Posted 04/27/2008 5:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i'm glad you don't waste your time...b/c no one cares what the **** you think....there is no gap in the last anonymous knowledge...he's talking about gay people....plus lets remember what this post is about..."Michigan Man With His Shirt Off"...i love how a bunch of book dwelling anti social ****s go to this school and change the topics of a stupid ass blog topic just to argue about diversity and homosexuality...only at Michigan...it's ****ing sad....get a life you tree hugging, homo-supporting **** Posted 04/27/2008 5:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

This guy is at best a 5, kinda scrawny, and a huge douchebag in real life. Was this post a joke? Posted 04/27/2008 6:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this kid couldn't lift a ****ing gay ass celery stalk to his own mouth...what a pussy Posted 04/27/2008 9:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Looks like a douche, stands like a douche, prolly talks like a douche, man he must be cool!!!....actually what a douche...I dont know what is the bigger joke the nomination or the post Posted 04/28/2008 7:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think the biggest joke is that about a dozen Greek underclassmen felt compelled to complain about how "gay" this post was and throw around the word "****". Posted 04/28/2008 8:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

right, because everyone that posts anti-homosexuality messages is greek

everyone take a step back; this is an internet forum whose claim to fame is an article about the hottest girls at a largely unattractive school and another article about how cool the frats on this campus are, when really they are all filled with the least fratty people ever (for the most part). hardly the appropriate venue to discuss any subject with the least bit of significance

lets get back to discussing why natty light is marginally better than busch light Posted 04/28/2008 9:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I have a few guesses as to who wrote these posts. Posted 04/28/2008 9:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i have been the mother ****er who has been throwing the "****" word around for the most part. I am not in a fraternity here at UM. First of all the greek system here at UM is a joke...what a mother ****ing joke. If you want a real greek system go to the University of Illinois. The only people that go to this mother ****ing school i guess are gay ass mo fo ****s. I cant wait to get my degree from here and take it straight to the ****ing bank. It's a joke you all think that you are spokespersons for human rights, and homo rights ****s. I can't stand this shit anyhmore....i'm so glad i'm graduated and going straight to the top bithces.....you can sit around and do useless research on silicon "inefficiencies" in solar energy and waste ur life in trying to manipulate chemistry and physics in trying to find the new solar energy element....or the cure to aids...what a waste of money all you do is waste millions of dollars and be arrogant ****ers....this town is so ****ing jewish...go **** a yamika ur jew **** ****s Posted 04/29/2008 12:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

jakob=typical UM **** Posted 04/29/2008 12:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

god he must be good at gagging the cock Posted 04/29/2008 12:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the fact is ... no one likes ****s....go hug a tree and suck a cock.....not going to help your case with any straight people...other than Mary Sue Coleman who likes all negros and ****s and foreigners let's them all in no matter their credentials...**** it they have to pay $42,000???? with a 2.0?....let's let them in...i don't care about the academic integrity and reputation here....i'll just claim we are awesome in public speaches.... but let in unqualified pieces of shit ****s...**** it b/c i'm mary sue and i love black cock and i'm a senior citizen **** bitch Posted 04/29/2008 12:37 AMReply

Anonymous says,

why are there discussions of homosexuality on here when jacob balkum is NOT gay? Posted 04/29/2008 10:14 AMReply

Anonymous says,

because he looks like a deuche **** Posted 04/29/2008 2:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why is everyone so angry here? schools out people you can all chill out. go light up a fat blunt, get hammered, whatever you have to do but chill out. Posted 04/29/2008 3:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i'm chill my man....in fact i've gotten smashed and high the last 5 days since my last exam got out....i just love pissing gay people off it's funny to read the responses as they try to justify their gayness....priceless Posted 04/29/2008 4:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The university of illinois is not a "real greek system" Any greek system above the mason dixon line is a joke compared to those down south, but you know what, i'm fine with that. I think it's cool that top tier sororities can have mediocre and even ugly girls (Alpha Phi and Tri Delt) and top tier fraternities can include minorities and kids who were losers in high school (there are definitely questionable kids in beta, sae, and theta chi). Hardly anyone at this school would be able to get a bid, let alone handle pledge term at a top tier house at Bama or Ole Miss. And that kid in the picture is probably in pike. Posted 04/29/2008 5:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you can talk about how sweet the "real" greek systems of the south are but at the end of the day... you're in the south. sooo that sucks Posted 04/29/2008 10:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

and this kid is hot and much better looking in real life. Posted 04/29/2008 10:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

id so much rather be Southern and be POLITE, COURTEOUS, and CORDIAL than be an impolite **** from long island who has no concept of manners, politeness, or courtesy Posted 04/29/2008 11:24 PMReply

Anonymous says,

so then why dont u go to the south? why would you pick this school if you are just going to talk so much shit about it? YOU DONT MAKE SENSE GET A LIFE Posted 04/30/2008 4:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Jake is cute and and really nice. All other comments are irrelevant and very immature. Posted 05/03/2008 3:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i heard he likes it in the butt Posted 05/04/2008 12:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

is there actually a contest going on right now? Posted 05/04/2008 7:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i heard he is going to be the next president of PIKE Posted 05/04/2008 9:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hes not even in pike Posted 10/01/2008 6:27 PMReply