What better time to think about your candidate of choice than when you are in the middle of a steamy sack session. That’s where Obama and McCain condoms come in. Both were created “for those of you who just can’t decide when to withdraw, and when to stay in it for the long haul.” Ha… ha… Iraq jokes, they just never get old.
 

But what are old are the McCain condoms. As the tagline says, they’re “Old But Not Expired.” To give your troops the protection they deserve, try the battle tested rubbers that are there for you when you just need to switch your position.
 

Lest you think McCain condoms have a monopoly on puns, test out the Obama Condoms which announce “Who Say You Need Experience?” If you’ve got an elitist penis, go with the prophylactic that can withstand the most rigid assault and light enough to penetrate the deepest trenches all without leaving a bitter taste in your mouth.
 

Ah yes, these condoms provide the perfect combination: Cheap jokes and even cheaper thrills.