Obama and ScarJo's Steamy Emails Revealed

Don't believe the denials! Potential prez Barack Obama would like us to think there's nothing going on between him and the bombshell beauty Scarlett Johansson, even after the sultry actress reportedly joked earlier in the year that, "I am engaged ... to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes."

But OTR knows better - this is no joke. Obama, a Columbia University and Harvard Law School grad, and ScarJo, a sexy starlett, have been locked in a steamy relationship for months now, and after extensive work, the OTR hackers have finally discovered the evidence in the form of racy emails sent between the two. Check out the naked truth below:

To: obamarama@gmail.com
From: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com
Subject: Obama Sutra
 

Dear Mr. Senator,
 

After seeing you in action in Iowa, I just had to tell you that you BaROCK my world. You asked if we could maybe meet again, and all I have to say to that is: yes, yes, yes we can! We can really Barack the casbah, if you catch my drift. I mean it – count me in.
 

Love and electoral votes,
 

ScarJo

To: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com
From:obamarama@gmail.com
Subject: RE: Obama Sutra
 

Dear ScarJo,
 

The feelings are mutual. You know me - I'm all about HOPE and PEACE. Well I HOPE to see your sexy self on the campaign trail more often and I'm looking for a PEACE of the hot body.

Love and catchy slogans,

The Obaminator

To: obamarama@gmail.com

From: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com

Subject: RE: RE: Obama Sutra

Dear Mr. Senator,

I'm willing to do whatever (or whoever?) is best for our country. Politics are dirty, and so are you.

Love and civic duty,

ScarJo

To: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com

From: obamarama@gmail.com

Subject: RE: RE: RE: Obama Sutra

Dear ScarJo,

You are a model citizen. Like I said before, I’m a huge movie fan, wink wink. I’d get lost in your translation any day. I know I told the reporters you actually only emailed my personal assistant, but the only one personally assisting someone around here is you. For me. In the bedroom.
 

Love and skeletons in the closet,
 

The Obaminator
 

P.S. Don’t tell Michelle.

To: obamarama@gmail.com
From: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Obama Sutra 

Dear Mr. Senator,

You know it. I'd love to be the Obama mama of our love child. Imagine the money we'd rake in from selling the pictures. Don't pretend you wouldn't appreciate the boost in campaign funds.

Love and tainted money,

ScarJo

To: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com

From: obamarama@gmail.com

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Obama Sutra

Dear ScarJo,

I like the way you think. If we had kids, maybe you could dress up in the old nanny costume? See, I told you I love your movies. If you need any help preparing for upcoming parts, just remember I'm always up for role playing.

Love and fantasies,

The Obaminator

To: obamarama@gmail.com
From: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Obama Sutra
 

Dear Mr. Senator,
 

Oh Barack, you really have a way with affairs, international ones, I mean. Unfortunately, I think the world is catching on. I know Ryan is, but I can’t help it, I’m just not that into him.
 

Love and publicity seeking,
 

ScarJo

To: scarlettletter@HOTmail.com
From: obamarama@gmail.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Obama Sutra
 

Dear ScarJo,
 

Wow, you are one form of entertainment I just can’t turn off. But you’re right, things are getting out of control. No matter what happens though, just remember that you’ve got my vote… for the number one Hollywood hottie in my heart.
 

Love and campaign promises,
 

The Obaminator