This week we have a bunch of girls talking about sex, either in copious amounts or their lack thereof. You would think such private matters would be discussed on the DL, but remember these are college girls we're talking about here.

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University of British Columbia

Girl #1: Hey, have you met my friend…?
Girl #2: Yeah, I think we’ve met.
Girl #1: No, this is the guy who made the announcement at the party.
Girl #2: Oh, you’re the guy who said….
Girl #1: Yeah, he said, “I really admire you. You’ve had so much sex, with so many people.”

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NYU

Girl: Hey, can I have some HVP vaccines?…I’m a nurse.

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Florida State University

Chick on cell: I didn’t say you were on my desperation list, though.

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SUNY Purchase

Girl: That play was really depressing. It made me want to go out and have sex.

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Wesleyan University

Girl #1: So she said he couldn’t get it up?

Girl #2: Yeah, but she’s not sure if it’s just all the heroin or that he’s actually queer.
Girl #1: But I mean, isn’t that the case for every dude from Wesleyan?

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Bard College

Girl #1: Isn’t this a problem for you two?
Girl #2: No, we just ignore our genitals.

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Brigham Young University

Girl: I look like a ho…Like a Republican ho!

I didn't think you were allowed to say "ho" at BYU.

Thanks source.