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I take a look at some of the most absurd conversation snippets overheard on campus. If you have any of your own, send 'em on in!
This week we have some college girls who aren't exactly the sharpest crayons in the drawer:
Northwestern
Girl on cell: Do you think it’s suspicious that I just bought five bottles of cranberry juice? People drink cranberry juice without vodka all the time…right?
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Sarah Lawrence
Girl #1: What goes into 42? Does 8 go into 42?
Girl #2: 7?
Girl #1: How does 7 go into 42? Ugh! Does 9?
Scripps Colleg
Girl #1: I’m leaving. Back hurts. Gotta go. Sleep calls.
Girl #2: Awwwwwwwww, girlfriend! Why are you going so sooooon?
Girl #1: I’m tired.
(Girl #1 pushes through a crowd)
Girl #1: I feel like a sperm! Gotta bust through the crowd! Like a sperm.
Girl #3: Oh, I hear you. I feel like a sperm every day.
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N. Texas
Professor: So, how was Survey of Western Music?
Girl: It was terrible; someone would always find a way to bring up gender issues. I mean, I hate to break it to you, but eighteenth century tonal music doesn’t give a shit about your vagina.
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College of Saint Rose
Girl: But wait…I didn’t think that really existed.
Guy: You didn’t think Lake Titicaca existed?
Girl: No, isn’t it just something that little kids say to one another?
Guy: Why are you so retarded?
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Florida State University
Girl: I don’t have tastebuds in my butt.
Are you sure about that?

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