This week we take a look at a few obilvious coeds who don't understand diabetes, pap tests or colons. Sounds like someone needs to take a pre-med course or two.

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Reed College

Girl #1: I’m trying to convince her she has diabetes.
Girl #2: You’re the one who has diabetes, retard!

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Bard College

Girl #1: He just had his colon removed.
Girl #2: God, that sounds awful. Can you live without your colon?
Girl #1: I guess they built him some sort of new one.
Guy: A pseudo-colon!
Girl #3: No! A semi-colon!

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William and Mary

Girl #1: Why do you keep climbing up here? To rape me?
Girl #2: No! It’s like climbing Mount Everest. You don’t climb Mount Everest to rape it!

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University of Michigan

Girl on cell: Because we’re not wearing clothes!

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Bard College

Girl: I thought my vagina was emanating heat, but it was just the heater.

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St. Francis Xavier University

Health Desk Secretary: Well, in order to get more birth control, you have to get a pap test.
Girl: …
Health Desk Secretary: You can get it done if you’d like at the Superstore. Just head up to the walk-in clinic.
Girl: The Superstore?
Health Desk Secretary: Yes!
Girl: So what, it’s like, I get my juice on aisle seven and a pap on aisle ten?

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