A few weeks ago a Kappa senior wrote an op-ed piece in The Daily (yeah, I know it's a bit late, but what? you think I read The Daily... daily?!) about how the sororitators of Panhel were forcing girls to show only their blandest selves during rush.

The sororitista column puts the HELL in Panhel (they mandated all recruitment counselors to stay at the Best Western during rush week and abolished the use of certain words), and it also makes a pretty good point. I mean, why should Serena hold back and pretend not to be fabulous?! It's not her fault Blair is just insecure...

For reals, it's downright silly the extent to which Panhel goes to make all the sororities on this campus "equal" and level the rushing field. It's not going to happen. Ever. This is girlworld, and girlworld is not fair. Freshmen girls might be mindless but that doesn't make them stupid. Some sororities will never be popular. And bureacratic make-overs are never going to change that. Ever.

Besides, where's the fun in having a campus where all the girls are treated equally and not like the sorostitudes that they are!? I want to judge women on what matters-- their designer jeans and coke habits.

I still can't believe they had the audacity to make all the girls wear the same oversized t-shirt. Serena van der Woodsen doesn't do t-shirts.