Paris Hilton Goes On BFF Overload Releasing New Song And New Show

Oh Paris Hilton, you’ve had so much BFF dramaz in your life. First there was Nicole Richie, then there wasn’t Nicole Richie, then there was Nicole Richie, and now I’m just confused. There was also that brief moment of BFF-dom with Britney Spears during her crotch-flashing days. I’m sure you remember those fondly.
 

Now her life is all about the BFF… if best friends forever is anything like self-promotion.
 

First, Paris premiered her new song entitled-you guessed it-“My BFF.” She unleashed the dance song monstrosity on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show in Los Angeles this morning. Paris cowrote the song with BF (not to be confused with BFF) Benji Madden. And if you’re worried about what could possibly follow “Stars Are Blind,” your worry is well-founded. Check out the track here.
 

Tonight, part two of Paris’s BFF-blitz will occur when her latest reality show debuts called… “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” See the trend? The new song will be the theme for the show, which claims to “turn her fans into friends” and find Paris a new bestie to accompany her around Hollywood. Celebrity pals like Ryan Seacrest and Perez Hilton will help put the girls and boys through rigorous tests, including Paris trivia, traveling, partying and makeovers.
 

And speaking of Ryan Seacrest, this BFF will be collaborating with Hilton on yet another TV show, this time a scripted one (not that anyone believes “My New BFF” isn’t scripted). Details have yet to be released though.
 

Stay tuned for more fake friend news because I’m pretty sure Paris will have a new BFF in by the time you’re done reading this.