Keg beer is supposed to be bad. That's the way it's always been, that's the way it always should be, at least until we're too old to really want keg beer in the first place. It's familiar and when the beer is watery, it's much easier to buckle down and pour it into your body in dangerous quantities.

Recently, a party was thrown on Foster featuring a keg filled with beer that can only be described as delicious. Full flavor, thick consistency, the kind of beer you feel guilty about drinking quickly. Which is exactly what happened.

When the beer is too good, the binge drinking turns into polite office party sipping. So please, for the alcoholics among us, stick to Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light, etc. Our senses can't stand to be more overloaded than that.