Hello, Duke University and other fine colleges on this blog.  I cannot speak for all colleges but at least here at the home of the Blue Devils, most guys could tell you what is sweeping across campus...

SLOAN WATERFREE URINALS!!!

Yes, unbeknownst to the ladies on campus, these miraculous urinary waste dispensing devices have been installed in the newer buildings--just look at Perkins, Bostock, French Science, and others (guys only--women stay out, let us have our one private domain).

So imagine this--you enter the bathroom and approach the urinal.  There is no handle, no sensor.  It's almost just a hole in the wall.  You begin your peeing ritual.  There is no odor, hardly any backspray.  YES, it is a Marvel of Engineering.  Your waste slickly funnels down and out of the urinal, not even having time to pool up in a yellow mess.  Truly outstanding.

But there is a mystery about this urinal.  The whole idea of it is to save water, and there is a plaque above every urinal that reads (and I am going from memory--my peeing ritual includes re-reading and attempting to memorize this plaque):

"This institution supports protecting the environment. By using this Sloan, completely hygienic, completely waterfree urinal, you are helping the environment save 40,000 gallons of water per urinal per month."

Okay, so I get that.  But men of Duke...have you noticed the bee?  Yes, there is little picture of a bee on every urinal, right at the center, about waist level!  But what is it for?!?!  I DON'T KNOW!!!  Why in the world would there be a picture of a bee on a urinal?  From my knowledge of Sloan, a bee have never been their mascot.

So what do I proclaim, men of Duke?  Exactly...to validate the bees existence by using it as your target of urination.  In short, "Pee On The Bee!"