Pill Explains Why You Picked That Prick

Ah the Pill – that small miracle tablet that does such a big important job.
 

Guys and girls everywhere worship the Pill for its ability to allow them some sizzling sack sessions without the need for that other pill…you know, the one that comes the morning after.
 

But the Pill may not be all smiles and sex. In fact, new research blames the little guy for all those messy relationship mistakes women get themselves into.
 

It works like this: Apparently, attraction is not all about smokin’ looks, big hearts and even bigger wallets, but rather it’s in the smell. Women are typically drawn to men who have different odors and immune systems from themselves, but the pill screws that up. Instead, women on the pill become attracted to guys with similar scents, which means bad news for their offspring and even worse news for the guy once you go off the pill and no longer find his scent so scintillating.
 

So that commitment-phobe with a car obsession? Not your fault. That Romeo with the roaming eye? You couldn’t help it. And that mama’s boy looking for a baby mama? How could you know?
 

While this Pill problem is certainly a predicament, at least it means you can deny responsibility for your stickiest situations.
 

It wasn’t me, it was my birth control talking!