Every year, thousands of college students around the country plan to go to Hawaii for Spring Break. However, few ever make it there because, well, it's an expensive trip to make on a student's miniscule budget. Plus, it's always overbooked by the time 90% of the student populace attempts to make hotel reservations.

Thankfully, there is a viable alternative for those who are stranded in Ohio or an equally dreary state during Spring Break: a mock Hawaiian luau. All it takes is some girls dressed in hula skirts while wearing leis around their necks and a couple of dudes walking around in gaudy, neon-colored shirts with floral patterns.

Whatever you do though, make sure no one attempts to perform a fire dancer routine in the middle of the dance floor. The results for such a display of stupidity are always disastrous.

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