Profiles In Badass: Man Gets Stabbed, Returns To Bar To Finish Beer

Profiles In Badass: Man Gets Stabbed, Returns To Bar To Finish Beer

Think fast: You’ve been stabbed in the chest, and you’re bleeding profusely all over yourself and other bar patrons.

 

What do you do?

 

A weak-willed ninny would seek medical attention, but a true grade-A badass [READ: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and David Hasselhoff] would casually return to their pint and continue about their business.

 

Last Saturday, a Canadian man did just that after he was “poked in the chest” at a hotel bar by an unidentified assailant. When the police arrived on the scene, they found the victim nonchalantly finishing his brew.

 

No drop left behind, as they say.

 

And so, we salute you, Mysterious Canadian Badass. You’re a true man’s man and an inspiration to us all.

Related Posts