Ah, Picnic Day, the one day of the year where, at least in Davis, you can get drunk before 10 AM without being considered an alcoholic. A day when men and women alike can partake in outright douchebaggery and play it all off in the spirit of the “holiday”.

Well, back to reality folks. Employers love Facebook (or if your employer is a pedophile, Myspace), so get started detagging those pictures of you passed out half naked next to a goat while trying to determine its sex (I swear that’s the truth). Just because you don't remember it, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Good Luck!

If you haven't completely gotten over your hangover and still find it difficult to type/see/think, here is a link to Facebook.