Afternoon Links: All the News We Missed

The Los Angeles Clippers are a terrible, abysmal team. Seriously, they’re a joke. When was the last time they won a NBA championship? Have they ever even won one? Probably not, but who cares as long as they have these amazing cheerleaders.

Banned In Hollywood: Classic Keeley Hazell Model Pictures

Holy Taco: George Lucas’ Doodles From The Set of Star Wars

Don Chavez: My Money Is On The Yellow One [Video]

Other Crap: “They Can Only Afford One Rumpologist…”

Coed Magazine: 7 Things I Learned Working On a Farm

College Candy: Aaron Schock Turning The Heat Up In Congress

Hollywood Tuna: Amanda Bynes + Hot Pink = Wow

Angry T: One of the Several Hundred Reasons Not to Kick Box

The Big Lead: An Interview With NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

DJ Mick: Brad Pitt Goes Biking

Manofest: Mega Female of the Day: Alina Vacariu

Blog of Hilarity: Indian Call Center Guy Stalks Customer

Gradspot: 30 in 30 – The Insider's Guide to Job-Hunting in '09

HGOC: Go Go Gadget Girls!

Attuworld: Closing Time For a Rock Theme Park

Video: Watch Heath Ledger Win the Critics' Choice Award for Best Supporting Actor

If you're as rabid as I am for The Dark Knight to win every major award it gets nominated for this upcoming season, then you should enjoy this taste of (hopefully) what's to come at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

Earn a Degree From Home: The 2009 Online College Rankings

Dorm life is overrated. Stay home, and earn your degree in the ever-loving presence of mommy instead.

Campus Cutie: Genna from Kent State

Genna's from Ohio, but is anything but boring.

Spring Break Photos of the Day: Some Contest in Daytona

College Admissions Officers Say Getting in is Luck, Likeability, Current Mood

 The Daily Beast just published a rather blindsiding post that you should show to your parents who are making you spend eight hours a day on your college applications. They have quotes from college admissions officers (off the record of course) on how your application might truly be judged.

Video: Six Suggestions For Your Next College Chair Jousting Match

Chair jousting is the chosen sport of college dorm residents. For your next match, consider one of these variations on the tried-and-true.

San Bernandino Earthquake Rattles Los Angeles: Thank God UCLA Cheerleaders and Frat Boys are Alright

An earthquake estimated at magnitude 4.5 centered about a mile south of San Bernardino jolted Southern California on Thursday evening but caused no major damage, according to authorities.

College Crush: Mila Kunis

 Mila Kunis very well might be one of the hottest girls on this planet right now, but for some reason, she still hasn't lost her girl next door charm. She was kinda cute on That 70s Show, but it wasn't until recently when a supertanned, superhot version of her showed up in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Video: Breakin' The Law: Student Arrested For Distributing Free Condoms

Doing a good deed, like handing out free condoms, never goes unrewarded. The problem, however, is that the reward in Kentucky is jail time.

Good From Afar, Far From Good: Kelly Ripa

Tim Tebow's John 3:16 Eye Black Causes an Unholy Controversy

The god of the football field reps for the actual God to some's dismay.

Puppy's Piece of Meat: Dan from Ohio State

When Girls Touch: An Appropriate Male Reaction

When Girls Touch: Friends Help Friends Strip Down

A good friend will be there to help you take your pants off.