Why bother reading the news when we can do it for you? From Roselyn Sanchez to Katy Perry, here's today's summary for what's hot on the Internet.

On 205th: Roselyn Sanchez Hits the Red Carpet

Attuworld: Not Safe For Elvis Fans

Next Round: Get Dunked On By Patrick Ewing

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Busted Coverage: Bill Belicheck With Bon Jovi

Asylum: Your Evil Lair -- The Man Cave

Uncoached: Italian Model Manuela Arcuri

Blog of Hilarity: Mickey Mouse on South Park

Atom: Did Facebook Hurt Your Feelings?

Cuzoogle: Five Television Characters We Want To Be Friends With

Double Viking: Portuguese Model Marisa Perez

Boosh Magazine: Gearing Up For Spring Break

Hollywood Tuna: More Katy Perry...