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OK, so I know the US isn't in the best of shape right now with everyone unemployed or about to be unemployed or homeless or about to be homeless, but really, a civil war? I don't think we're quite at "Mad Max" apocalyptic proportions yet.
But according to a Russian academic, Professor Igor Panarin, that's exactly what's going to happen.
"There's a 55-45% chance right now that disintegration will occur," he says. "One could rejoice in that process," he adds, poker-faced. "But if we're talking reasonably, it's not the best scenario -- for Russia." Though Russia would become more powerful on the global stage, he says, its economy would suffer because it currently depends heavily on the dollar and on trade with the U.S.
Really, there's a 50/50 chance the US will "disintegrate"? And what's the time table on this? Oh, 2010? OK then. I mean talk about not having faith in Obama. Even Sean Hannity isn't predicting the total collapse of our country.
Looks like my home state is going to be in Canada now, and my place of employment in Europe. Damn, I guess I'll need to get my passport renewed.







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The map looks exactly like how the US geographizes itself - West, MidWest, South, East - and then the quarters go to whatever foreign nation their closest to. Way to cover all the angles, dingleberry.
Moreover, we're living in a post-colonial world, so why would we be under the control of foreign powers, even if we did break apart? All of a sudden we lay down our vastly superior arms and let Canada and Mexico march in here? Jesus... The stupidity. What's this guy a professor of, Pre-Contemporary Thought? Posted 12/29/2008 11:18 AMReply
Yeah Go Canada!
But we call Upstate New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine
so the EU can f*** off Posted 12/29/2008 11:04 PMReply
I'd rather predict Balkanization = several minor 'independent' states and a hell of mayhem. Posted 12/30/2008 07:37 AMReply
Laugh if you want but this is more likely to happen than what that Commie Pig is spouting. Posted 12/30/2008 3:05 PMReply
What president Obama can do to prevent this is to legalize weed. We could eliminate the national debt in no time.
Which leads to...what was this professor smoking? Posted 12/30/2008 9:54 PMReply
I have met a LOT of Texans...Texas going to Mexico? Ha!
I live in South Carolina...we're going to join the Yankee New England states and the EU? Double Ha!
And exactly what does Utah have in common with Washington and Oregon?
Apparently the Russian Professor would do well to stick to Russian geo-politics. Clearly we are far too complicated a socio-political mess for him to decipher. Posted 12/30/2008 10:08 PMReply
Tough times? Sure. Fragmentation? I don't think so. And lest anyone forget, if the fiat currency model completely explodes, and we have to go back to a gold standard or similar, what nation has the largest bullion reserves? Oh yea, the USA. Just saying is all. Posted 12/31/2008 1:39 PMReply
The russian Panarin has I lot to learned about Americans.
His basing his theory on what happen in the old Soviet block, yet the Soviet psyche is completely different from the American's.
Americans seems themself as Americans no matter if borned in Florida, Hawaii, Texas, or Alaska.
Former Soviets in the other hand are culture divided, language divided, politically divided, religion divided, and have many other differences.
The Soviet Union(USSR) was a vast trerretory extended over two continents with shattered economy right from the start of their union. It was impacted by many differences of the composition of republics.
Historically, the Soviets spended an overdraft of their annual GNP in armaments for their overwelming cold war with the USA.
My personal beliefs is that old Professor Igor Panarin bases his forecast in the own fate of the former USSR believing that Russians or Soviets have the same cultural, political, racial, and even moral flaws they have at that period in time.
etcasado@gmail.com Posted 05/03/2009 10:26 AMReply
The Russian Panarin has I lot to learned about Americans.
His basing his theory on what happen in the old Soviet bloc, yet the Soviet psyche is completely different from the American's.
Americans seems themselves as Americans no matter if borne in Florida, Hawaii, Texas, or Alaska.
Former Soviets in the other hand are culture divided, language divided, politically divided, religion divided, and has many other differences.
The Soviet Union (USSR) was a vast territory extended over two continents with shattered economy right from the start of their union. It was impacted by many differences of the composition of republics.
Historically, the Soviets spend an overdraft of their annual GNP in armaments for their overwhelming cold war with the USA.
My personal beliefs is that old Professor Igor Panarin bases his forecast in the own fate of the former USSR believing that Russians or Soviets have the same cultural, political, racial, and even moral flaws they have at that period in time.
etcasado@gmail.com Posted 05/03/2009 10:33 AMReply
What would you tell if such forecast has been told by person not from Russia? Posted 09/01/2009 05:58 AMReply