According to the LA Times:

An earthquake estimated at magnitude 4.5 centered about a mile south of San Bernardino jolted Southern California on Thursday evening but caused no major damage, according to authorities.

Can you believe this?  Look, as long as everyone is alright then I have every right to express my gratitude that the ladies of the UCLA Spirit were unharmed.

Not only that, at least these fraternity guys can go on not paying attention to anything and continue with their homoerotic water splashing activities.  Thank God!