When Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their engagement in May, men everywhere prayed that it was some sort of belated April Fool’s joke gone horribly awry.

But sadly, that was not the case. It was very real – a sick, cruel joke being played by God to torment every college-aged man in the known universe.

Still, many of you stubbornly clung to a fool's hope, citing that Hollywood engagements rarely panned out, and marriages often never came to fruition.

But again, you were wrong.

The Associated Press reports:

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds did a little rushing into it after all. The couple married this weekend, according to publicist Meredith O'Sullivan. She did not provide details.

 

Us Weekly reported on its Web site Sunday that the small wedding took place at a resort outside Vancouver, British Columbia. Guests included Scarlett's mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson, the magazine said.

And so, the time has finally come for you to let go of your ScarJo posters and cardboard cutouts.

Remember the good times, and quietly go about mourning the loss -- while you all secretly pray for the marriage to collapse upon itself.