Z-list fame whore Dustin Diamond will finally reveal all those Saved By the Bell behind-the-scenes secrets no one was wondering about.
 

In his tell-all book, Behind the Bell, the guy who made a living playing Screech Powers for almost 13 years promises to share all the salacious details, including sex scandals, drug use and more! You mean the stars of the show had bigger problems than finding a dress to prom??? I refuse to believe it!
 

In recent years, Diamond has scraped the bottom of the barrel in order to stay in the limelight, appearing in multiple seasons of Celebrity Fit Club and releasing a sex tape we all wish we could forget.
 

So, I beg you Screech: For the sake of protecting my childhood memories, forget the tell-all and just shut up!