Send In Your Michigan McLovin Sightings

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Send In Your Michigan McLovin Sightings

It’s official, McLovin is on campus, I know this because yesterday my friend called me to say he just ran into him (and his camera crew) at Angell Hall. I believe his Pike party experience was supposed to be last night, but I could be mistaken. And I think he’s lined up for some more frat/campus fun today. His real name is Christopher Mintz-Plasse if you want to get him to like you by NOT calling him McLovin when you see him. I guarantee 99% of the people he meets don’t know his real name.


So my request is this, send in your McLovin info. Pictures would be fan-freaking-tastic, but even a halfway decent, true-sounding story will do fine. I’ll feature them below as I get them in. So far the info I have is that he’s every bit as shrimpy in real life as you would imagine, and isn’t acting like a douche. I knew you were cool McLovin.


Stories! Pictures! Go!

 

Update: "Chris got carried in at Alpha Delta Phi (Ad Phi, Shady Phi) and mobbed by a thousand DG girls. After a few awkward pictures and hitting on my roommate (in a classy way, he told her she was pretty) he made a dramatic, struggling exit towards the door where I imagine he rolled over to Pike in his black escalade. He was wearing a Michigan hat, he loves us :)"

 

"I met mclovin outside of the brown jug in the afternoon on thursday. I just walked up to him and asked if he was going to a frat party that night and he said he wasn't sure where he was going. um... then i introduced myself and told him that i'd see him later. there wasn't a crowd or anything. he was nice - really short"

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Comments

Anonymous
he got a boner!! Posted 10/10/2008 12:19 PMReply
Anonymous
Chris was the man. Great people working with him, and a cool guy all around. Everyone had a blast. Posted 10/10/2008 12:41 PMReply
Anonymous
ShadyPhi carried him in. Posted 10/10/2008 3:29 PMReply
Anonymous
Sigep initiated him. Posted 10/10/2008 4:04 PMReply
Anonymous
Beta hazed him Posted 10/10/2008 4:11 PMReply
Anonymous
Pike took his virginity. Posted 10/10/2008 4:21 PMReply
Anonymous
he had sex with my roomate Posted 10/10/2008 4:42 PMReply
Anonymous
Pike dudes gathered around him all night and called him McLovin' and showed him THEIR fake IDs until he stormed out, saying he liked OSU better. Posted 10/10/2008 4:44 PMReply
Anonymous
^^^^hilarious, that probably happened. pike ****s Posted 10/11/2008 10:50 AMReply
Anonymous
DKE gave him a bid Posted 10/11/2008 3:08 PMReply
Anonymous
michigan football recruited him Posted 10/11/2008 5:31 PMReply
Anonymous
Pike tried giving him a buzz cut and tried to get him to put a polo shirt on. They also told him to awkwardly cock his hat to the side. Then they sat him down for about 10 minutes and told him all about rivalry run and comedy night. He was next seen slipping out the back door, muttering "damn, no wonder OTR hates on Pike so much" Posted 10/11/2008 9:21 PMReply
Anonymous
^ not funny but, nice attempt. Posted 10/12/2008 11:35 AMReply
Anonymous
^^^^pike aka firefighter for king arthur Posted 10/12/2008 4:25 PMReply
Anonymous
Chris was awesome! He got pretty mobbed at the parties he went to (even having to escape through a window at Pike), but he said he had an incredible time, and even hung out at a house party until really late. He was super chill (definitely not a douche) and genuinely entertaining to be around. WE LOVE MCLOVIN! Posted 10/12/2008 4:53 PMReply
Anonymous
he wasnt even dressed like Mclovin so he only looked like some little dorky white kid. what the F

-Jersey Pikes
Posted 10/12/2008 6:20 PMReply
teej
he got attacked by the super religious freaks on the Diag.
also heard he's kind of a tool...those of you saying he was chill were probably just like all the DG girls all over his cock at ShadyPhi
Posted 10/13/2008 06:43 AMReply

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