Shayma Tash is Hotter Than Abby Elliot and Michaela Watkins

Shayma Tash is Hotter Than Abby Elliot and Michaela Watkins
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Okay, so maybe she's not as funny as Elliot or Watkins. But she is hotter.

 

Back in the day, Shayma Tash used to Punk celebrities with Ashton Kutcher. Now she's just finished a screenplay with Shawn Pelofsky.

 

She describes herself on Myspace like this:

I’m a Standup Comic/Actress/Writer living in Santa Monica, California. My home club is The Hollywood Comedy Store. I’m into mild break-dancing. I talk to strangers at the grocery store. I pet other peoples dogs. Warning: Dance party U.S.A. could break out in my living room at anytime. A lot of my friends are socially retarded. I’m not fond of profiles that say "I like to have fun" or "I like to kidnap small children" or anything else that’s a given we all love. I’m learning guitar and so far I’m brilliant (for a six year old). I have a sweet job. I’m about to name drop. I’ve opened for George Lopez and Bill Mahr. I’ve followed such comedians as: Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, Joe Rogan, Andrew "Dice" Clay and Richard Jeni on stage. I’m glad I got fired at my job at 7-11 when I was 15. And I’m glad I never settled for the wrong guy for the wrong reasons i.e. just because he had a good body from drinking protein shakes. I’ve recently become quite motivated. So I’m about to bust a move. Work it out. Make it happen and spread my "Mo-jo" around. Hope I catch you on the flip side. PS I know I’m not black.....But my name could be. WORD.

She's so hot!

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