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When you're making a video game, there comes a point in time where you actually have to name it. If you're making a golf game, then something like "Tiger Woods (fill in the blank)" should be a pretty obvious pick. With that in mind, you have to wonder what was going through the heads of the developers who named these games that could take on some pretty obvious double meanings. Here are a few real video games whose titles could easily be slapped onto a porno:
6. Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder

The Game:
A sequel to the first Big Mutha Truckers, which was basically a racing game involving 18-wheelers and a cast of stereotypical rednecks. It wasn't received all that well, but apparently sold enough copies to warrant a second game with an even more suggestive title.
The Possible Porno:
Also a sequel, but this time to a movie about some lonely housewives who try to hitch-hike their way across the country with the help of some friendly truckers. The second film uses the exact same script as the first, but with a different cast.
5. Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender

The Game:
An adventure game involving a space detective who ends up on a planet populated only by females. The women of the planet apparently destroyed all males in a literal battle of the sexes and now breed using a device that lets them alter their sex for a short period of time.
The Possible Porno:
Throw in a few gratuitous sex scenes and you don't even have to change the plot from the game at all. I suppose you could also go the "she-male porn" route, but let's not.
4. Nuts & Milk

The Game:
This was actually the first game for the NES from Hudson Soft (who later created the Bomberman series). The main character was named "Milk," who was tasked with collecting various fruit scattered throughout different levels in order to unlock a door to the next area and save his fiancee. Along the way, he had to avoid "Nuts" and other types of enemies. Yes, it was basically Bomberman without the bombs.
The Possible Porno:
I don't know exactly what genre a porno with this title would fit into, but you can bet the cover is going to look like a cereal box (complete with mail-in offers for toys and a maze on the back).
3. Lure of the Temptress

The Game:
This was a point-and-click fantasy adventure game where you played a peasant who tries to rid his kingdom of monsters and their leader, an evil sorceress.
The Possible Porno:
A movie with this title would most likely be an art house film that shows up at 2 AM on Cinemax. You know, one of those films that involves an "erotic journey" or somesuch, but whose only real entertainment value comes from the occasional boob flash. My guess is a film titled "Lure of the Temptress" would involve a man becoming infatuated with some mysterious woman whom he eventually has sex with an hour into the movie. Then she starts sleeping with someone else, he gets jealous, they break it off, and that's the end of the movie. There are probably a hundred movies out there with this exact same premise.
2. DeathSpank

The Game:
Your guess is as good as mine. The game is still in production, and no gameplay or plot elements have been revealed yet. All anyone knows is that it will be an adventure game from the same guys who worked on the recent Penny Arcade Adventures games.
The Possible Porno:
Essentially a parody of the recent Jason Statham action film remake, Death Race. Just replace all the violence and cars with furious masturbation and gratuitous sex scenes. You know, like every porn parody.
1. Every Leisure Suit Larry Game

The Game:
The Leisure Suit Larry games were a series of adventure titles that all centered around one basic premise: Larry Laffer is trying to get laid. Of course, the idea was that Larry was such a cheesy character that he never really succeeded and instead stumbled into hilarious situations. As such, the series included such subtitles as, "Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals," "Love for Sail!," and others in the same vein.
The Possible Pornos:
Take the exact same plot as the games, but have Larry actually succeed in getting laid. A lot.
Bonus Titles! (That Are Pretty Self-Explanatory):
Wild Woody
Sticky Balls
Touch Detective
Tongue of the Fatman
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