Incoming frosh may get teased a little bit, but it could be worse: You could be incoming high school freshmen. In facebook group Damn dis shyt funni yet kinda true: for those incoming freshmens (tied with Rat Tails...Respect for most depressing group on da book), high school seniors tell little frosh what to expect. The advice starts with "You are not cool" and gets meaner and weirder from there:

- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.

- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- dont brag about how smart you are and how ½ of your schedule is honors classes. thats just more work u have to go home and do.

Yikes. Freshmen have it bad, but the people who really deserve our pity are the poor community colleges where the high school seniors who made this group will inevitably end up. Class of 2012, your future is grim.