College OTR: Stone-Cold Sober Schools: Where Fun Dies

Stone-Cold Sober Schools: Where Fun Dies

Posted by Samantha Beerman 07/29/2008 09:31 AM
Category: Partying Tags: top party schools, the best 368 colleges, stonecold sober schools, Princeton Review rankings, UF, BYU

The other day we looked at the biggest party schools in the country. But what we ignored were those on the opposite side of the spectrum.

The Princeton Review also ranks the places where you can have some good old-fashioned squeaky clean fun. Mormons and military types dominate the list, but there’s room for a few others. If you're looking to crack open a nice, frosty bottle of Snapple and go wild with some Parcheesi, check out these Top 10 Stone-Cold Sober Schools:

1. Brigham Young University, UT
2. Wheaton College, IL
3. United States Coast Guard Academy, CT
4. College of the Ozarks, MO
5. Grove City College, PA
6. United States Air Force Academy, CO
7. United States Naval Academy, MD
8. Wellesley College, MA
9. Thomas Aquinas College, CA
10. Calvin College, MI

Guess they should look to UF, the wildest party school of them all, for a little guidance.

If you’re looking for more rankings fun, the Princeton Review has you covered. They’ve listed everything from schools with Reefer Madness to the Happiest Students (and somehow I think those might be related…)

+ 4 comments

Anonymous says,

For the record, at the most stone-cold sober school, BYU, there wouldn�t even be any frosty bottles of Snapple to open. Mormons try to avoid addictive substances like caffeine, so they don't drink iced tea. Caffeine-free root bear is quite popular, though.

BYU rocks!!! Posted 07/30/2008 01:25 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Typo..."root bear" should read "root beer." Posted 07/30/2008 01:26 AMReply

Anonymous says,

BYU sucks, joseph smith is a false prophet Posted 07/30/2008 3:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Goshagorry, I'm so old I remember panty raids. The year was 1967, the season was spring, the men came over the hill to the women's dorm and chanted in low, husky voices..."SILK, SILK, SILK, SILK." Well, my goodness, didn't the innocents--roommate and I, frosh--just huddle by the window and look down at the hormonal horde...and despair because we had no silk, only cotton polyester blend panties. But we attached a pair to a straightened hanger and waved them before the lust-filled eyes of the beasty boys one floor below. Oh, those were the days. We were stone-cold sober as I recall...it was 2 AM and the boys were probably not.

I have no idea what Clark is like now...maybe a current Clarkie might say.

remembering Clark University, Worcester, MA in the spring of1967 Posted 07/31/2008 4:12 PMReply