Study Reveals We Believe in Twilight More Than Jesus: Hallelujah Robert Pattinson

Study Reveals We Believe in Twilight More Than Jesus: Hallelujah Robert Pattinson

A new British study reveals that we’re mostly a bunch of tarot-paranoid, horoscope-reading, Casper-friending, UFO-spotting, vampire-crazed freaks. Or at least we’re more likely to believe in the veracity of Twilight than Christ. (Tell us something we didn't already know!)

 

According to the Daily Mail:

Believing in ghosts and little green men from outer space appears a touch easier than having faith in God, according to a survey.


The researchers found that while 54 per cent of us are convinced the Almighty exists, 58 per cent believe in the supernatural…


Nearly a quarter of the 3,000 surveyed claimed they had had a paranormal encounter.


Some 37 per cent said aliens and ghosts were the basis of their belief system.

This year Barack Obama made believers out of Americans again with his talk of “Change We Can Believe In,” and as much as a certain Mr. Robert Pattinson has gotten us all a-twitter with Twilight madness, I’ll stick to believing in change over believing in vampires. Or perhaps even changing vampires?

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Comments

Anonymous
First Posted 12/01/2008 1:52 PMReply
Anonymous
Twilight is the worst thing to happen to mankind since... well, ever. Posted 12/01/2008 5:34 PMReply
Anonymous
Hallelujah edward cullen!! lol. No big surprise there. Posted 12/01/2008 5:37 PMReply
Anonymous
i choose none of the above Posted 12/01/2008 5:37 PMReply
Anonymous
fifth! Posted 12/01/2008 5:42 PMReply
Anonymous
twilight is a great movie.
but i still beleive in jesus as much.
Posted 12/01/2008 5:59 PMReply
Anonymous
omg i loved twilight soooooooooo much im really obess with twilight its really the best thing ever i dont care what other ppl think but really dont put that its really wrong as much as i loved twilight god iz the main thing in life ma life Posted 12/01/2008 6:47 PMReply
Anonymous
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ROB! Posted 12/01/2008 9:42 PMReply
Anonymous
i want to get married to rob and have sex with him he's so ****ing hotttt Posted 12/02/2008 9:51 PMReply
Anonymous
edward, rob, twilight.....it's like heaven on earth alright. but jesus is the man. rob's a divine boyman. :-) Posted 12/03/2008 02:01 AMReply

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