Which man from down under confused life with a Meg Ryan movie gone awry?

The dim-witted would-be casanova thought a sweeping gesture would be just the trick when it came to wooing an ex-girlfriend. Rather than, say, buy her dozens of roses or give her mad jewelry, the Aussie had her name tattooed over an anchor. Because anchors are like, you know, permanent.

Needless to say, the inking didn't have its desired affect. The object of his affections rebuffed him and now likely thinks the dude craaa-zy.

When asked what future girlfriends might think of the tattoo, the student's alleged response was, "They're just going to have to learn how to deal with it."